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Come on man, OT is one thing, but threads with pictures of gaping vaginas and (potential) .exe virus attachments are another deal entirely.

It's not so much that I'm offended or something, because I'm not, but people have been begging you guys for months to do something about it. Can't you just set it up so new users have to enter a code or whatever, like most other forums do these day's? Won't that at least drastically reduce the amount of this type of stuff coming through here?

Wait till you start getting emails from crazed American soccer mom's who caught their kids gawking at porn on the Ableton forums. There'll be lawsuits, sanction, war for christs sakes.

Seriously though, what's the dilly yo?

Er. Can you show me the link to the gaping vagina thread? I just want to see so I can voice my opinion here. That's all. I swear. Thanks.

heh...

scroll down, titled "extra porn pics for you" or some such. Don't click the pic if you are running windows, .exe attached.

IRON MAIDEN RULES!!!

White man came....

Across the sea......

He brought us pain and misery........

Aren't they the band that kills kiddies with marijuana and backwards-masking?

Pitch Black wrote:Aren't they the band that kills kiddies with marijuana and backwards-masking?

Nah, just a bunch of white dudes that sing about indians, and satan, and killing kiddies with marijuanna and backwards-masking.

Tone Deft wrote:

Dude, what the sam hell are you doing in that picture? Did that .exe cause your computer to blue screen just as you were about to relieve yourself to the skanky fist in vagina thread?

brodcast in realtime from the studio of Tone Deft.....



Awesome sig by the way....

is dog milk the new cat milk??



and if so.. where have i been!!! ?? !

Dog milk is like cat milk, only it doesn't come from cats, it comes from dogs.

Very delicious still.

Once again, I nominate myself to be the official forum JANITOR.

If elected, I swear to uphold the integrity of this wonderful forum by deleting spam threads and spam bot accounts. Because I lurk these (and other) forums for at least 8-10 hours per week, I have the opportunity to do my job thoroughly.

Thank you for your consideration! I hope to be elected and look forward to the opportunity to be the official Ableton Forum Janitor!

Could somebody please provide a picture of a vagina that is not skanky? Does the fact that the vagina appears in a picture automatically elevate (demote?) it to skanky? What is the length of pole that you would touch said skanky vagina with? Is Iron Maiden currently on tour?

smutek wrote:White man came....

Across the sea......

He brought us pain and misery........

I ran to the hills!