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Pleasure...Come Find It

www.myspace.com/talkummm

1. Come to Fallout Lounge tonight to see some good performances.
2. LaptopDeathmatch.com for the deathmatch at Minc next week.

Looking forward to meeting you, penis-man.

This guy likes cock more than any of the rest of us on here. It's really quite impressive. I'd say it might even qualify as 'complex.' He has a 'penis complex.' And his music sucks. Penis.

Forgive me for being extremely behind the times, but I'm not really into myspace. What is it that this guy is trying to do? Is he just lonely? Does he sell something? WTF is his issue?

He is just running a bot that posts links on phpbb forums all over... boring, spamming bitch behaviour... that's all

Yeah, but why? Does he get paid for hits? Fame? Fortune? Glory?

No I'm not running a bot. This is the only forum I post on because it makes me feel good. I'm sorry I've upset you all, and I really let Jesus' dick down on this one. I know that one day you all, jesus' dick, and I will find some common ground, but until that I will continue to write about the magic of the dick of our lord and savior Jesus Christ. He wants it, you want it, and I want it...and by "it", I mean to touch the lords penis. Don't be afraid...it's a good penis...and it's not your dad's penis.

www.myspace.com/talkummm

Modisch wrote:No I'm not running a bot. This is the only forum I post on because it makes me feel good. I'm sorry I've upset you all, and I really let Jesus' dick down on this one. I know that one day you all, jesus' dick, and I will find some common ground, but until that I will continue to write about the magic of the dick of our lord and savior Jesus Christ. He wants it, you want it, and I want it...and by "it", I mean to touch the lords penis. Don't be afraid...it's a good penis...and it's not your dad's penis.

www.myspace.com/talkummm

<----------Neb is that you?

I'm probably an idiot for engaging you, but where you molested by a Catholic priest or something? What do you have against Christians? Why don't you want to touch Buddah's or Mohammed's or Krishna's penis?

ChiDJ wrote:

Modisch wrote:No I'm not running a bot. This is the only forum I post on because it makes me feel good. I'm sorry I've upset you all, and I really let Jesus' dick down on this one. I know that one day you all, jesus' dick, and I will find some common ground, but until that I will continue to write about the magic of the dick of our lord and savior Jesus Christ. He wants it, you want it, and I want it...and by "it", I mean to touch the lords penis. Don't be afraid...it's a good penis...and it's not your dad's penis.

www.myspace.com/talkummm

<----------Neb is that you?

No. Is it you?

pixelbox wrote:Yeah, but why? Does he get paid for hits? Fame? Fortune? Glory?

People get a false high and sense of popularity when they watch their play count increase. I'm not sure what the cutoff listening time is but even if you go to his site and listen for a minute to one of his songs it counts as a listen. Then other asshats go to his site and look at how many listens he has gotten and start thinking the music is actually good and that he has fans...and then they listen. Stupid.

Modisch wrote:No I'm not running a bot.

Ah, it's not a bot. I apologize - let me rephrase then:

You, my good man, are a moron.

I dunno, I think the music is pretty funny...

nebulae wrote:I dunno, I think the music is pretty funny...

To me, there is nothing worse than comedy music. When people answer the question, "So what music do you like?" the often tend to say "anything but country." My answer is "anything but comedy music." Generally the most unlistenable stuff. Herpes sore.

sparklepuff wrote:

nebulae wrote:I dunno, I think the music is pretty funny...

To me, there is nothing worse than comedy music. When people answer the question, "So what music do you like?" the often tend to say "anything but country." My answer is "anything but comedy music." Generally the most unlistenable stuff. Herpes sore.

You got a problem with Weird Al?