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Ableton - please make a trance music edition of Live

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 6:28 am
by EvilEvil
Ableton, if you are reading this... please, I begging you...

Please Please Please Please make a trance music version of Live. It would help me out so so so so much ion all of my productions to have trance plugins and loops. I really think it would be a best seller item especially with 12 arpaggrators.

Pleeeeeaaaase! Make a trance music version of live! I want it to have neat colors and at least 1 audio track for a voice. I want all of synths loaded up for playing trance ASAP. I demand it now. I work very fast and professional and I waste too much time making trance for the current version. So... plllllllleeeeeease make it happen like right now! you are losing trance music afficiandas by not doing this right now.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 8:47 am
by mekon
Do you mean Tarnce?

Re: Ableton - please make a trance music edition of Live

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:16 am
by forge
EvilEvil wrote: trance music afficiandas.
isn't that an oxymoron?

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:27 am
by Robert Henke
Live 7 Tarnce suite will offer:

- Snarolizer
a stunning audio plug-in that creates snare rolls of infinite length out of any input signal. Choose between seven hundred types of rolls in an animated 4D matrix.

- Hyper
a simple MIDI effect that transposes melodies up by two semitons every 128 bars

- Mesaage
a collection of over 1000 sound recordings of scientists, saying phrases like "..planets from outer space....", of female voices saying: "i see stars everywhere....", allready mapped to keys of Simpler

- Bassdrum
an instrument with no parameter. Plays back the ultimate Tarnce bassdrum at zero dB ever quarter note.

- Inspiration
a carefull choosen collection of over 1000.000.000 loops. Printed manual contains 10ml LSD.

- Mood
a modification of Live that slowly rotates the colors of the interface.

- Liquid
creates the impression of a liquid Live surface. Lauching a Clip creates stunning visual warps of the interface.

Retail will be 9,99.-

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:30 am
by Tuur
:lol:

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 10:31 am
by project.fiction
i can easily create trance music with my current setup in ableton. i dunno why you are having such probs.. just be a bit more creative in anything you do beside just hoping and working around samples and loops...

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:21 am
by esky
:roll:

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:30 am
by brightonalex
Yeah Evil. Use a bit of imagination and you can do without that snarolizer.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:36 am
by forge
Robert Henke wrote: collection of over 1000.000.000 loops. Printed manual contains 10ml LSD.
that's a horrible thing to do to someone

looking through that many loops has sent me close to the brink a few times, but with a head full of acid? Not a chance

Re: Ableton - please make a trance music edition of Live

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:49 am
by selthym
EvilEvil wrote:I really think it would be a best seller item especially with 12 arpaggrators.

I want it to have neat colors and at least 1 audio track for a voice. I want all of synths loaded up for playing trance ASAP.
Load all this up and click Save As or Options > Preferences > File Folder > Save Current Set As Template.

Please feel free to email me so I can give you my bank details so you and all your trance buddies can make me rich for creating this "best seller". I will happily give you 10% of every referal you provide.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 11:53 am
by Machinate
forge wrote:
Robert Henke wrote: collection of over 1000.000.000 loops. Printed manual contains 10ml LSD.
that's a horrible thing to do to someone

looking through that many loops has sent me close to the brink a few times, but with a head full of acid? Not a chance
I don't know why nobody told you, but you're not actually supposed to look through it all. Just pick one sound, that's all.

Thank you.

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:05 pm
by forge
Machinate wrote:
forge wrote:
Robert Henke wrote: collection of over 1000.000.000 loops. Printed manual contains 10ml LSD.
that's a horrible thing to do to someone

looking through that many loops has sent me close to the brink a few times, but with a head full of acid? Not a chance
I don't know why nobody told you, but you're not actually supposed to look through it all. Just pick one sound, that's all.

Thank you.
sometimes you cant stop. There's always a better sound just a few banks away

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:06 pm
by Darwinist
I think the regulars on this board should get together and do a trance remix album of Henke“s greatest hits.... :D

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 12:38 pm
by pulsoc
Robert Henke wrote:Live 7 Tarnce suite will offer:
8O

:lol: :lol:

Posted: Thu Sep 27, 2007 2:10 pm
by nebulae
Live 7 Techno Edition will feature

1. Thump : The perfect "techno" kick that sounds like a fish flopping on the ground at exactly 128 bpm.

2. Garble : A subset of Operator, featuring only one knob...crank it and your sound will sound more and more farty.

3. Cold : The opposite of Saturator; insert on tracks as well as the master chain to give you exactly the feeling your balls get if you run through the streets of Berlin in January, naked.

4. Exciter : Unlike audio exciters, this one actually puts excitement back into your techno music, which will likely other bore you and induce painful suicide.

5. Drone : Got a great punchy bassline? Well fuck that...use Drone to make your basslines sound like mud.