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What is the best computer for making intros?

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:22 pm
by EvilEvil
Hello,

I have a big catalog of trance music on my laptop right now. I want to make some intros for the songs at once and maybe using the same intro on more than one.

I want to know what is the best computer for making introductions? I think that the introductions will not exceed 76 bars and beats so the computer doesn't need to have an extra long memory for playback, but shouldn't take too long to rewind either. I am going for form over function on this. I have researched many models and asked professional computer programmers what the best one is for a bunch of trance intros.I am thinking that a desktop computer or laptop might be the way to go. Please put it here, what you think.

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:28 pm
by sporkles
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None of the above, Evil. This is a task for ENIAC. It should fit just fine in your lap.

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:49 pm
by pixelbox
Any computer with an "interface" should do nicely. You just need a computer that can gently and tactfully introduce you to the main part of your trance. Oh, and you'll also want extra hard drive space so you can put your weed in there.

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:56 pm
by nowtime
76 bar intro - that's sounds so exciting! The possibilities are endless.

Why do you need a computer robot?

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:07 pm
by ultrasonyk
i always thought people with such a haircut would play their intros by hand


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:43 pm
by dm_hawk
your english is improving.

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:46 pm
by Corn Swabler
Mr. EvilEvil has smart English talking skills. I can has your haircut? Use laptops for intros, desktops for outros. Free sex Fridays?

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:49 pm
by nebulae
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:52 pm
by Corn Swabler
Is that a scene from CRAIG ANDERTON GOES FISHING WITH A SUBMARINE?

Re: What is the best computer for making intros?

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:55 pm
by Emissary
Dude you are so dumb it doesn't matter what computer you have when writing intros, like an intro needs a different computer just to be made, is this some kind of joke, i'm either really stupid or your really intelligent, which would make the computer you use irrelevant as the magnitude of such as decision rests on the abilty of one's self to remove one's head from inside the tube and gaze peacefully into the darkness of the quadge. Other times your posts equal that of a once fabled bard who compromised his botty boutiqe and found himself floating facedown in exactly 1 litre of yak urine. Needless to say the Yak urine graced many mens shoes as he licked his own penis off the souls of their tidy heels. Computer is ofen baba like bin and quide mix with tanned chimp....lube......anus......nappy....?

Re: What is the best computer for making intros?

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 10:56 pm
by Corn Swabler
Emissary wrote: i'm either really stupid chimp....lube......anus......nappy....?
THIS IS CORRECT ANSWER.

Re: What is the best computer for making intros?

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:02 pm
by nebulae
That's not what he said...
Emissary wrote:Dude...it does...matter...you have...just to be made...i'm...really...irrelevant as the magnitude...of one's self to...one's head...and gaze peacefully into the darkness...times...that...once fabled...of yak urine...graced many...souls
I think it's deeply philosophical.

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:58 pm
by Nogi
Enough hyperbole, get the facts: http://tinyurl.com/35bcfb

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:19 am
by bleepsnbreaks
Corn Swabler wrote: I can has your haircut?
baaaaahahahhahahahhaha

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:21 am
by bleepsnbreaks
I think the best kompootur for making trance intros is a desktop........

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