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Does BT Know How To Sing Without a Vocoder?

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:15 pm
by nebulae
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyfSx8xsDgE

Futher question: Does Tiesto know how to program drums without a 4x4 kick?

Final qestion: What happens to BT when the world runs out of hair gel? Does he invade Iraq for the last remaining barrels of crude hair gel left on earth?

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:19 pm
by beats me
Funny you should mention that because there was a front page article in the LA times that said "BT and Imogen Heap have purchased all remaining vocoders that they may be importing to North Korea". Scary times.

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:22 pm
by nebulae
Do you have any idea what kind of hair a lovechild between BT and Imogen Heap would have? Shit, they'd have to birth the thing in North Korea just to hide it from satellite imaging.

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:28 pm
by beats me
nebulae wrote:Do you have any idea what kind of hair a lovechild between BT and Imogen Heap would have? Shit, they'd have to birth the thing in North Korea just to hide it from satellite imaging.
I'm thinking something like this

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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:53 pm
by sporkles
What's he muttering? "Break my balls?" The only ball-breakers there are BT
and Tiesto. What a horrible effort. Is that Tiesto's choon, featuring BT, or is
it BT's choon, remixed by Tiesto, featuring BT? If that's Tiesto's work, you'd
think he would have access to an actual singer, no? Actually, you'd think
somebody would have put a stop to Tiesto by now.

BT: stick to producing (I hear you know your way around the gear)
Tiesto: stick to... to... whatever hidden talent you might possess.

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:15 pm
by threestringclarinet
"Break my balls"

That's classic.

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:21 pm
by Tone Deft
I'm soooo sick of f-ing handbag house!!!!!! it's the smooth jazz of the electronic scene. still waiting for the Kenny G/Tiesto/Cher collaboration. my ears are bleeeeeedinnnnnnnng!!!


who's going to win 'hairstyle of the year' at the Grammies this time around?

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:21 pm
by udp
Wow! That is truly hideous.

Re: Does BT Know How To Sing Without a Vocoder?

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:30 pm
by ze2be
nebulae wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyfSx8xsDgE

Futher question: Does Tiesto know how to program drums without a 4x4 kick?

Final qestion: What happens to BT when the world runs out of hair gel? Does he invade Iraq for the last remaining barrels of crude hair gel left on earth?
"break my fall" "nana-nananana" :?

Re: Does BT Know How To Sing Without a Vocoder?

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:31 pm
by jb61264
nebulae wrote: Does Tiesto know how to program drums without a 4x4 kick?

What happens to BT when the world runs out of hair gel?
You're just mad because he is white, can keep a beat (even if it is only 4x4), and dude can pull just about any chick he wants....HATER! ;)

What do you have against hair gel anyway?

Re: Does BT Know How To Sing Without a Vocoder?

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:39 pm
by nebulae
jb61264 wrote:
nebulae wrote: Does Tiesto know how to program drums without a 4x4 kick?

What happens to BT when the world runs out of hair gel?
You're just mad because he is white, can keep a beat (even if it is only 4x4), and dude can pull just about any chick he wants....HATER! ;)

What do you have against hair gel anyway?
Dude, I can't believe you just called me a hater? Why do you break my balls? Why? na na na-na na na? Why?

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 6:41 pm
by nebulae
beats me wrote: I'm thinking something like this

Image
Yes, I see the resemblance. And now, Mouldover will perform a mashup of Hide and Seek with Break My Fall. It will play on the Weather Channel when discussing the winter weather patterns of Fargo.

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 7:36 pm
by v00d00ppl
sporkles wrote:What's he muttering? "Break my balls?" The only ball-breakers there are BT
and Tiesto. What a horrible effort. Is that Tiesto's choon, featuring BT, or is
it BT's choon, remixed by Tiesto, featuring BT? If that's Tiesto's work, you'd
think he would have access to an actual singer, no? Actually, you'd think
somebody would have put a stop to Tiesto by now.

BT: stick to producing (I hear you know your way around the gear)
Tiesto: stick to... to... whatever hidden talent you might possess.
i know it will start a flame war but +1
BT is a good producer, but as a vocalist lets not talk about it.

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:03 pm
by Moody
Sucks!

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:36 pm
by aqua_tek
v00d00ppl wrote:
sporkles wrote:What's he muttering? "Break my balls?" The only ball-breakers there are BT
and Tiesto. What a horrible effort. Is that Tiesto's choon, featuring BT, or is
it BT's choon, remixed by Tiesto, featuring BT? If that's Tiesto's work, you'd
think he would have access to an actual singer, no? Actually, you'd think
somebody would have put a stop to Tiesto by now.

BT: stick to producing (I hear you know your way around the gear)
Tiesto: stick to... to... whatever hidden talent you might possess.
i know it will start a flame war but +1
BT is a good producer, but as a vocalist lets not talk about it.
+2 on the producer part.

and i'll add that he should be prohibited from making or appearing on any more videos. Truly cringeworthy