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Buy Analog or upgrade penis size?

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:33 pm
by kabuki
if only

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:40 pm
by beats me
I was all excited when I my girlfriend wanted Tension.....until I found out we weren't talking about the same thing.

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:51 pm
by leonardrock
depends....

would penis size be downloaded or boxed?

how big of a box would the penis be shipped in?

should I buy Penis or Dildo From Hell?

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:54 pm
by kabuki
I understand its hard to get my penis in a box. Costs too much and the results are the same as manually programming it.

Unfortunately, the attack is slow, the sustain setting is very short, and the release leaves artifacts...

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:02 pm
by tricil
no. Comment.

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:33 pm
by Emissary
kabuki wrote:
Unfortunately, the attack is slow, the sustain setting is very short, and the release leaves artifacts...
that nearly made me piss myself :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:36 pm
by pixelbox
Step I: Cut a hole in the box.

Step II: Put ur junk in that box!

Step III: Make her open the box...

that's the way you do it.

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:35 pm
by t1mp
pixelbox wrote:Step I: Cut a hole in the box.

Step II: Put ur junk in that box!

Step III: Make her open the box...

that's the way you do it.
MY DICK IN A BOX...GIRRRLL

LOL...

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:10 pm
by LiveUserX
Christmas, it's my dick in a box...

Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 11:54 pm
by Pitch Black
Christmas comes but once a year