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new jersey. greatest place on earth.
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:04 pm
by leisuremuffin
ok, take a look at this disaster:
http://www.blisslounge.net/
i need to get booked there.
best part ---> go to the gallery and check the photos from 9-22-07
wow. you rarely get to observe those in their natural habitat without getting beat the fuck up, or at least called "faggot" a few times.
.lm.
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:08 pm
by forge
awesome
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:14 pm
by leisuremuffin
from their myspace page:
fuck!!!!!
from the about page:
"Are we in Miami? Are we in New York? Or is this Vegas? Have I been rufied?"
.lm.
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:51 pm
by Sales Dude McBoob
Ahhhh yes. This is a phenomenon in The Jerze known as the
Orange People!
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:00 pm
by smartass303
I knew NY is awkward...
But, WHAT IS THIS?!?
Orange People, lmfao!
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:13 pm
by Patch
That's why Sunny D got banned.
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:10 pm
by leisuremuffin
Sales Dude McBoob wrote:Ahhhh yes. This is a phenomenon in The Jerze known as the
Orange People!
well, in all fairness, the guys in the first bliss pic don't seem to have the spray on tan happening, but they are pretty great meatheads. I wish i could figure out how to link to the picture but their website is all flash stupidity so i can't. But you all really need to look at it. It's amazing. go. now. look.
.lm.
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:25 pm
by EgAD
laymens terms gents, wtf does it mean, just looks like a club
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:45 pm
by Machinate
EgAD wrote:laymens terms gents, wtf does it mean, just looks like a club
did you do this, though? that's the kicker:
best part ---> go to the gallery and check the photos from 9-22-07
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:01 pm
by laird
and to think, those fotos all represent pre-mating rituals.
There are some equally cylindrical females in that batch of fotos.
I think i just threw up in my mouth a little.
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:10 pm
by sparklepuff
I actually flinched and jumped back a little when the first 9-22-07 photo came up.
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:26 pm
by icedsushi
sparklepuff wrote:I actually flinched and jumped back a little when the first 9-22-07 photo came up.
Because you were SO attracted to the curvy one sporting the silk? Love at first sight?
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:39 pm
by laird
"how did they include a mirror in their website, and when did my buddies enter the room?"
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:16 pm
by Moody
This crap is all over the States. Some how the electronic scene turned into a shiney shirt meat head fest.
Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:59 pm
by Tohtruck
As to the first two photos on the Bliss website: I didn't realize you could be fat and on steroids at the same time!
I'm not one to talk but I must say some of the chicks on the website are pretty rough looking as well.
In all fairness, I've actually met some cool people from Jersey. Literally like laidback characters from a Kevin Smith movie folk. So let's not lose complete hope in that state.
But yes, Jersey and Staten Island seem to have this blowout leather epidermus thing going on.
Lessons to be learned:
Your skin is not cured meat so there's no point in unnaturally smoking it like it was beef jerky.
Only take steroids if you are an athlete in desperation.