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OK you DJs, musicians, promoters, dealers, cheeseball club predators, share your pickup lines and tips to help the virgin out.



best one I heard lately was from Beats Me-
approach the woman, ask her if you can buy her a drink, she says she already has one, you reply "can I reimburse you for that one? can you break a 20?" she either laughs or isn't worth your time.

another tip from Beats Me - learn you use your fucking iPhone when trying to catch digits.


and remember, it's eye contact, not eye-boobie contact, they notice that shit.

if you can dance, you can get laid without saying a single word!

i remember one time where i wandered into a club very very drunk, was a bit tinkering if i should pay entrance fee on the visa which i normally do, but decided to turn the bottom on my wallet and 30+ coins fell out all over the table and on the floor. Whatever

oh and this other time i saw two people kissing and i just ran to them, gave them a huge krunch and ran away. Also that dance-floor-bumping with a friend wasn't that popular hehe



Iphone? They don't sell them here, but maybe i'll grap one when they get available.

Perhaps i should start making hiphop heh

nah still learning. This first track i made in live won't give me any chicks:

http://www.2shared.com/file/2793421/fce ... rplay.html

probably my first real track ever though. So satisfied. Needs work on the short buildups (reverb+delays and over). Overall a bit crappy, and the melody surely needs some work but what the heck.

if you can dance, you can get laid without saying a single word!

Obviously i am a really really bad dancer hehe

Never offer to buy a girl a drink. Start a conversation and then say "What, you want to buy me a drink or something?"

thefool wrote:Perhaps i should start making hiphop music

I think trance might be the best music to DJ and get laid. more intoxicants are involved.

pulsoc wrote:Never offer to buy a girl a drink. Start a conversation and then say "What, you want to buy me a drink or something?"

Is this one of those advices you fire off to make me get back here and tell how it went, then to have a laugh?

more intoxicants are involved.

oh yeah. Damn its funny to watch people on E. Their eyes

pulsoc wrote:Never offer to buy a girl a drink. Start a conversation and then say "What, you want to buy me a drink or something?"

I just spit sandwich onto my keyboard.

LOL!!

any special tricks for asian girls?

Tone Deft wrote:
and remember, it's eye contact, not eye-boobie contact, they notice that shit.

Unless they're fake boobies. They spent money and pain. They're proud. Stare and comment on how beautiful her "breasts" are. Then look head to toe and then into the eyes. Look at nothing else again for a good while until she starts throwing her "breasts" around again. Then sigh with great enthusiasm. She will want you. "If" the boobies are fake. I live in vegas from los angeles.

thefool wrote:

pulsoc wrote:Never offer to buy a girl a drink. Start a conversation and then say "What, you want to buy me a drink or something?"

Is this one of those advices you fire off to make me get back here and tell how it went, then to have a laugh?

more intoxicants are involved.

oh yeah. Damn its funny to watch people on E. Their eyes

actually I think that's pretty good advice. it shows confidence, a sense of humor and it's a more modern approach where women can be empowered to buy a drink. it's the old fashioned girl that wants to drink for free all night, me thinks.

Tone Deft wrote: actually I think that's pretty good advice. it shows confidence, a sense of humor and it's a more modern approach where women can be empowered to buy a drink. it's the old fashioned girl that wants to drink for free all night, me thinks.

sounds a bit more reliable now. I know one who put up 500$ at the bar desk and told the barman to tell him when they where used. I suppose that just don't give me the kind of people i want, even though i wouldn't mind doing it if it wasn't for the fact i usually show up at the clubs after a heavy pre-party half past dead drunk

Tone Deft wrote:

thefool wrote:

pulsoc wrote:Never offer to buy a girl a drink. Start a conversation and then say "What, you want to buy me a drink or something?"

Is this one of those advices you fire off to make me get back here and tell how it went, then to have a laugh?

more intoxicants are involved.

oh yeah. Damn its funny to watch people on E. Their eyes

actually I think that's pretty good advice. it shows confidence, a sense of humor and it's a more modern approach where women can be empowered to buy a drink. it's the old fashioned girl that wants to drink for free all night, me thinks.

LOL I was being completely serious. You establish two things - first, you aren't an atm for her to use, and second, you have high value resulting in confidence. Say it with a smile and you have a better chance of getting laid then just lining up with the rest of the guys to throw money at her.

Good idea. I'll try it at college after summer

btw mad props to the forum goons for putting up with my shit.

TD hits the 8k club...