wtf!!!

Discuss music production with Ableton Live.
dcease
Posts: 2407
Joined: Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:43 am

wtf!!!

Post by dcease » Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:42 pm

why the fuck is the cable guy knocking on my door, asking me why i don't have cable?!! wtf 4 reel! well, wifey answered, i am taking a shit. i started to get up, to let him know how i feel about that, but wifey said no. :evil:

pure bullshit, like the mormons. wut eva. let them fuckers knock, and have me to answer the door. bollocks, i say! like they don't have enough costumers!

Tone Deft
Posts: 24152
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:19 pm

Post by Tone Deft » Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:50 pm

nice signature.


I just close the door on those guys. no words, eye contact, door closes. rude but it gets the point across. business is business. that's what jesus is for, to console mormons when I hurt their feelings.

some cable guys will work 'under the table' and pocket the cash, at least they used to.

btw I finally found a Christmas ornament I like.
Image
(for the uninitiated, that's Morrissey)
In my life
Why do I smile
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?
-Moz

thefool
Posts: 1848
Joined: Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:29 pm

Re: wtf!!!

Post by thefool » Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:56 pm

dcease wrote:why the fuck is the cable guy knocking on my door, asking me why i don't have cable?!! wtf 4 reel! well, wifey answered, i am taking a shit. i started to get up, to let him know how i feel about that, but wifey said no. :evil:

pure bullshit, like the mormons. wut eva. let them fuckers knock, and have me to answer the door. bollocks, i say! like they don't have enough costumers!
Like Jehovas witnesses here. I kicked their butt last time though giving them a 20 minute presentation of the chaos theories and big bang. Haven't been here since!

dcease
Posts: 2407
Joined: Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:43 am

Post by dcease » Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:58 pm

i'll seriously fuck up the next moron who comes to my door trying to sell me cable, or jesus. like you can sell "jesus"... he's been dead for a while, and from what i read, he wasn't a prostitute, although he kicked it with a few. somehow, society turned it into jesus shitting candy eggs, on the cross. and i can watch it on cable.


fuck mel gibson. he proly has cable

thefool
Posts: 1848
Joined: Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:29 pm

Post by thefool » Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:01 pm

dcease wrote:i'll seriously fuck up the next moron who comes to my door trying to sell me cable, or jesus. like you can sell "jesus"... he's been dead for a while, and from what i read, he wasn't a prostitute, although he kicked it with a few. somehow, society turned it into jesus shitting candy eggs, on the cross. and i can watch it on cable.


fuck mel gibson. he proly has cable
atheists like me don't have to worry about that :)

And yeah gibson has cable, up his butt. He's probably just too drunk to notice

dcease
Posts: 2407
Joined: Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:43 am

Post by dcease » Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:08 pm

i fucking hate that shit too... why the fuck do you have to have a label? "ew, i'm a x-tian" "ew, i'm an atheist"


like I gives a fuck. it started from nothing, then there was 1. now there is more than you can comprehend. here, we are humans. some dumb word to descibe me and the other 7 billion me's. we are all the same. you just think you are different.

thefool
Posts: 1848
Joined: Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:29 pm

Post by thefool » Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:10 pm

dcease wrote:i fucking hate that shit too... why the fuck do you have to have a label? "ew, i'm a x-tian" "ew, i'm an atheist"


like I gives a fuck. it started from nothing, then there was 1. now there is more than you can comprehend. here, we are humans. some dumb word to descibe me and the other 7 billion me's. we are all the same. you just think you are different.
So what have you been taking this afternoon? Hitting the pills again? Fuck :lol:

Why i have a label? Humans are the most distinctive, non-comparable people on this planet. On the other hand i am completely way out of line all the time and nobody really have any good guess on how i'm going to respond to stuff. Thats pretty eh

thefool
Posts: 1848
Joined: Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:29 pm

Post by thefool » Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:12 pm

go fuck off and watch Forge's little http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36w-CyqCO1A

Tone Deft
Posts: 24152
Joined: Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:19 pm

Post by Tone Deft » Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:13 pm

Dcease - pull a tube man, you're gonna blow a gasket. it's Friday!! let's save the fucking fuckity fuck fuck for fucking fuckity fuck fuck Monday AM.

Image
In my life
Why do I smile
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?
-Moz

dcease
Posts: 2407
Joined: Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:43 am

Post by dcease » Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:18 pm

thefoodang
Image

thefool
Posts: 1848
Joined: Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:29 pm

Post by thefool » Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:20 pm

dcease wrote:thefoodang
Image
yeah ok i see. Thats the carton you've been jerking off to the last few years?
thanks for showing. Doesn't get me off though
Last edited by thefool on Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:21 pm, edited 1 time in total.

gaijin1717
Posts: 346
Joined: Mon Feb 12, 2007 5:56 pm
Location: Oakland

Post by gaijin1717 » Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:20 pm

thefool wrote:Humans are the most distinctive, non-comparable people on this planet.
Huh??? So which people are more comparable than humans on this planet?

thefool
Posts: 1848
Joined: Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:29 pm

Post by thefool » Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:21 pm

gaijin1717 wrote:
thefool wrote:Humans are the most distinctive, non-comparable people on this planet.
Huh??? So which people are more comparable than humans on this planet?
People as in humans :evil:

dcease
Posts: 2407
Joined: Fri Oct 05, 2007 4:43 am

Post by dcease » Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:21 pm

i've been jerking off to that web cam your moms and siss sent me. kinky shit...

thefool
Posts: 1848
Joined: Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:29 pm

Post by thefool » Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:24 pm

dcease wrote:i've been jerking off to that web cam your moms and siss sent me. kinky shit...
That webcam was of ME fucks sake

Post Reply