wtf!!!
wtf!!!
why the fuck is the cable guy knocking on my door, asking me why i don't have cable?!! wtf 4 reel! well, wifey answered, i am taking a shit. i started to get up, to let him know how i feel about that, but wifey said no.
pure bullshit, like the mormons. wut eva. let them fuckers knock, and have me to answer the door. bollocks, i say! like they don't have enough costumers!
pure bullshit, like the mormons. wut eva. let them fuckers knock, and have me to answer the door. bollocks, i say! like they don't have enough costumers!
nice signature.
I just close the door on those guys. no words, eye contact, door closes. rude but it gets the point across. business is business. that's what jesus is for, to console mormons when I hurt their feelings.
some cable guys will work 'under the table' and pocket the cash, at least they used to.
btw I finally found a Christmas ornament I like.
(for the uninitiated, that's Morrissey)
I just close the door on those guys. no words, eye contact, door closes. rude but it gets the point across. business is business. that's what jesus is for, to console mormons when I hurt their feelings.
some cable guys will work 'under the table' and pocket the cash, at least they used to.
btw I finally found a Christmas ornament I like.
(for the uninitiated, that's Morrissey)
In my life
Why do I smile
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?
-Moz
Why do I smile
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?
-Moz
Re: wtf!!!
Like Jehovas witnesses here. I kicked their butt last time though giving them a 20 minute presentation of the chaos theories and big bang. Haven't been here since!dcease wrote:why the fuck is the cable guy knocking on my door, asking me why i don't have cable?!! wtf 4 reel! well, wifey answered, i am taking a shit. i started to get up, to let him know how i feel about that, but wifey said no.
pure bullshit, like the mormons. wut eva. let them fuckers knock, and have me to answer the door. bollocks, i say! like they don't have enough costumers!
i'll seriously fuck up the next moron who comes to my door trying to sell me cable, or jesus. like you can sell "jesus"... he's been dead for a while, and from what i read, he wasn't a prostitute, although he kicked it with a few. somehow, society turned it into jesus shitting candy eggs, on the cross. and i can watch it on cable.
fuck mel gibson. he proly has cable
fuck mel gibson. he proly has cable
atheists like me don't have to worry about thatdcease wrote:i'll seriously fuck up the next moron who comes to my door trying to sell me cable, or jesus. like you can sell "jesus"... he's been dead for a while, and from what i read, he wasn't a prostitute, although he kicked it with a few. somehow, society turned it into jesus shitting candy eggs, on the cross. and i can watch it on cable.
fuck mel gibson. he proly has cable
And yeah gibson has cable, up his butt. He's probably just too drunk to notice
i fucking hate that shit too... why the fuck do you have to have a label? "ew, i'm a x-tian" "ew, i'm an atheist"
like I gives a fuck. it started from nothing, then there was 1. now there is more than you can comprehend. here, we are humans. some dumb word to descibe me and the other 7 billion me's. we are all the same. you just think you are different.
like I gives a fuck. it started from nothing, then there was 1. now there is more than you can comprehend. here, we are humans. some dumb word to descibe me and the other 7 billion me's. we are all the same. you just think you are different.
So what have you been taking this afternoon? Hitting the pills again? Fuckdcease wrote:i fucking hate that shit too... why the fuck do you have to have a label? "ew, i'm a x-tian" "ew, i'm an atheist"
like I gives a fuck. it started from nothing, then there was 1. now there is more than you can comprehend. here, we are humans. some dumb word to descibe me and the other 7 billion me's. we are all the same. you just think you are different.
Why i have a label? Humans are the most distinctive, non-comparable people on this planet. On the other hand i am completely way out of line all the time and nobody really have any good guess on how i'm going to respond to stuff. Thats pretty eh
go fuck off and watch Forge's little http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36w-CyqCO1A
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