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wtf!!!
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:42 pm
by dcease
why the fuck is the cable guy knocking on my door, asking me why i don't have cable?!! wtf 4 reel! well, wifey answered, i am taking a shit. i started to get up, to let him know how i feel about that, but wifey said no.
pure bullshit, like the mormons. wut eva. let them fuckers knock, and have me to answer the door. bollocks, i say! like they don't have enough costumers!
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:50 pm
by Tone Deft
nice signature.
I just close the door on those guys. no words, eye contact, door closes. rude but it gets the point across. business is business. that's what jesus is for, to console mormons when I hurt their feelings.
some cable guys will work 'under the table' and pocket the cash, at least they used to.
btw I finally found a Christmas ornament I like.
(for the uninitiated, that's Morrissey)
Re: wtf!!!
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:56 pm
by thefool
dcease wrote:why the fuck is the cable guy knocking on my door, asking me why i don't have cable?!! wtf 4 reel! well, wifey answered, i am taking a shit. i started to get up, to let him know how i feel about that, but wifey said no.
pure bullshit, like the mormons. wut eva. let them fuckers knock, and have me to answer the door. bollocks, i say! like they don't have enough costumers!
Like Jehovas witnesses here. I kicked their butt last time though giving them a 20 minute presentation of the chaos theories and big bang. Haven't been here since!
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 10:58 pm
by dcease
i'll seriously fuck up the next moron who comes to my door trying to sell me cable, or jesus. like you can sell "jesus"... he's been dead for a while, and from what i read, he wasn't a prostitute, although he kicked it with a few. somehow, society turned it into jesus shitting candy eggs, on the cross. and i can watch it on cable.
fuck mel gibson. he proly has cable
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:01 pm
by thefool
dcease wrote:i'll seriously fuck up the next moron who comes to my door trying to sell me cable, or jesus. like you can sell "jesus"... he's been dead for a while, and from what i read, he wasn't a prostitute, although he kicked it with a few. somehow, society turned it into jesus shitting candy eggs, on the cross. and i can watch it on cable.
fuck mel gibson. he proly has cable
atheists like me don't have to worry about that
And yeah gibson has cable, up his butt. He's probably just too drunk to notice
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:08 pm
by dcease
i fucking hate that shit too... why the fuck do you have to have a label? "ew, i'm a x-tian" "ew, i'm an atheist"
like I gives a fuck. it started from nothing, then there was 1. now there is more than you can comprehend. here, we are humans. some dumb word to descibe me and the other 7 billion me's. we are all the same. you just think you are different.
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:10 pm
by thefool
dcease wrote:i fucking hate that shit too... why the fuck do you have to have a label? "ew, i'm a x-tian" "ew, i'm an atheist"
like I gives a fuck. it started from nothing, then there was 1. now there is more than you can comprehend. here, we are humans. some dumb word to descibe me and the other 7 billion me's. we are all the same. you just think you are different.
So what have you been taking this afternoon? Hitting the pills again? Fuck
Why i have a label? Humans are the most distinctive, non-comparable people on this planet. On the other hand i am completely way out of line all the time and nobody really have any good guess on how i'm going to respond to stuff. Thats pretty eh
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:12 pm
by thefool
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:13 pm
by Tone Deft
Dcease - pull a tube man, you're gonna blow a gasket. it's Friday!! let's save the fucking fuckity fuck fuck for fucking fuckity fuck fuck Monday AM.
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:18 pm
by dcease
thefoodang
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:20 pm
by thefool
dcease wrote:thefoodang
yeah ok i see. Thats the carton you've been jerking off to the last few years?
thanks for showing. Doesn't get me off though
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:20 pm
by gaijin1717
thefool wrote:Humans are the most distinctive, non-comparable people on this planet.
Huh??? So which people are more comparable than humans on this planet?
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:21 pm
by thefool
gaijin1717 wrote:thefool wrote:Humans are the most distinctive, non-comparable people on this planet.
Huh??? So which people are more comparable than humans on this planet?
People as in humans
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:21 pm
by dcease
i've been jerking off to that web cam your moms and siss sent me. kinky shit...
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:24 pm
by thefool
dcease wrote:i've been jerking off to that web cam your moms and siss sent me. kinky shit...
That webcam was of ME fucks sake