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ok maybe not the coolest ever ( I mean we have Bush spewing humor hourly)

"There is _no_ theory. You have only to listen. Pleasure is the law. I love music passionately. And because l love it, I try to free it from barren traditions that stifle it. It is a free art gushing forth, an open-air art boundless as the elements, the wind, the sky, the sea. It must never be shut in and become an academic art."

Claude Debussy

If the milk turns out to be sour I am not the kind of pussy to drink it.

The sun shines on even dogs arse every now and then.

He is so ugly that a blind man would not let him finger his dogs arse.

(2 about dogs arses?)

Nice quote, La Mer is one of my favorite pieces of music ever.

ya, well,... that's just, like,....your opinion, man

Shomer fucking shabbos.

I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs.. some Chinaman took them from me in Korea. But I went out and achieved anyway!

Fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman.

nihilists!.. fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of national socialism, dude, at least it's an ethos.

"obviously you're not a golfer"

sometimes, there's a man.

shit sandwich

"Never increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of entities required to explain anything" --- William of Ockham (1285-1349)

PENIS, PENIS....BIG FUCKING ERECT PENIS!!!!!!!

Geebag wrote:He is so ugly that a blind man would not let him finger his dogs arse.

(2 about dogs arses?)

My mates granddad once stopped a dog fight by sticking his finger up one of the dogs arse - so theres a usefull tip for everyone