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Yo moma so fat!

Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 10:22 pm
by Geebag
I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot!

Keep it going....

Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 10:33 pm
by beats me
...she's endorsed by Moog.

Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 10:52 pm
by chalkline
so she is really sqealchy

Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 10:55 pm
by b0unce
yo momma so fat she died of heart disease, she was also half-blind due to the type II diabetes she had before she kicked the (KFC) bucket, and she had to use a crutch to kick it seeing as both her feet were amputated...also due to the type II diabetes, YO!

Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 11:32 pm
by foogermooger
Her belt size is universal

Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 11:41 pm
by torrentexpress
b0unce wrote:yo momma so fat she died of heart disease, she was also half-blind due to the type II diabetes she had before she kicked the (KFC) bucket, and she had to use a crutch to kick it seeing as both her feet were amputated...also due to the type II diabetes, YO!
That was actually kinda sad lol

Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 1:11 am
by Lo-Key Fu
Yo Momma's glasses are so big that if she looks into a map she can see people waving at her.

Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 4:43 am
by t1mp
Yo momma so fat she stepped off the curb and crushed a Gamecube, when she walked away there was 4 gameboys, where the gamecube was. Cuz she is fat, and her feet have reproductive qualities. Actualkly Yo momma is just weird.

Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 4:47 am
by Lo-Key Fu
Yo Momma's got wooden breasts and laminated teeth.

Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 4:55 am
by Machinate

Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 5:00 am
by jamester
Yo mama fell in love, and broke it.

Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 6:42 am
by roby
yo momma so fat when she wears her x-file t-shirt helicopters land on her

yo momma so fat she wears a vcr for a pager

yo momma so fat she goes around the world in 30 minutes

extra bonus: yo momma so ugly her shadow quit

Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 6:44 am
by roby
yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it reads "to be continue.."

Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 8:01 am
by logic_user99
yo momma is so fat that when she enters a room she gets to sit next to everybody.

yo momma is so fat that she has her own gravitational field.

yo momma is so fat that her waistline registered for diplomatic immunity.

Posted: Fri May 09, 2008 8:36 am
by Sibanger
yo momma is so fat, she pumps out wicked bass lines!


Yo momma is so fat, every time she lies down on the beach, people push her back into the water and try to make her swim back out to sea.


yo momma is so fat, when she had liposuction, the price of soap went down....a lot.