How to get a girl
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:53 pm
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How to get a girl
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:33 pm
I tend to be a lot better at LOSING girls. If anyone needs advice, feel free to ask
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:36 pm
would you happen to have an animation that depicts your position?
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:38 pm
Now we need a film depicting how to get some money!
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:44 pm
Go bancrupty and let tax-payers fill your account in return! 
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:45 pm
touchéCrash wrote:Go bancrupty and let tax-payers fill your account in return!
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:49 pm
^ remember the first Superman movie, where Lois falls from a helicopter, and Superman catches her. He looks at her confidently and says, "I've got you." Lois retorts, "If you've got me, who's got you?!?!?!"...and they fly away.
Well that's what the bailout is. But ain't no fuckin' superman bailin' out the bailout.
Well that's what the bailout is. But ain't no fuckin' superman bailin' out the bailout.
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:15 pm
As a higher rate taxpayer (I assume based on your profession) you're the superman - go save the world Neb!nebulae wrote:^ remember the first Superman movie, where Lois falls from a helicopter, and Superman catches her. He looks at her confidently and says, "I've got you." Lois retorts, "If you've got me, who's got you?!?!?!"...and they fly away.
Well that's what the bailout is. But ain't no fuckin' superman bailin' out the bailout.
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:18 pm
^ meh, attorneys don't make a lot of money unless you're some big firm's bitch. In the metaphor above, I'm Lois.
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:19 pm
he has no money
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:19 pm
^I'm the hellicopter.
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:29 pm
How to get a girl:
Learn to dance.
/end list
All other methods are too financially and emotionally expensive.
Learn to dance.
/end list
All other methods are too financially and emotionally expensive.
Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:32 pm
I've seen you dance. You'll need money.beats me wrote:How to get a girl:
Learn to dance.
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:09 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:32 pm
Agree:beats me wrote:How to get a girl:
Learn to dance.
/end list
All other methods are too financially and emotionally expensive.
0) Get to know her (be introduced..all kind of stuff) it might cost you some Euros.
1) Hire a BMW car for the day to impress her: 100 Euros (if you just do not already have one)
2) Invite her to dinner in a very good place : 150 Euros
3) Repeat step 1 and 2 lets say 3 times
4) Let's imagine for a moment that after all she refuses to...get intimate with you..
5) Good! You have reached bankruptcy : 750 Euros (300 + 450)
http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=ZR7PWkmjk6s
Was it worth after all?
