Any female Ableton users out there?

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Post by pulsoc » Fri Nov 28, 2008 10:48 pm

i hear Heinke uses ableton.

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Post by twisted-space » Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:25 pm

Opus wrote:I've been on the streets, but what i need is a hot geek who's a freak in the sheets.

ya feel meh?

LOL
Maybe when you've finished puberty you'll be capable of attracting "a hot geek who's a freak in the sheets."

But there again probably not.

Is it time to call troll yet?

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Post by Opus » Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:30 pm

twisted-space wrote:
Opus wrote:I've been on the streets, but what i need is a hot geek who's a freak in the sheets.

ya feel meh?

LOL
Maybe when you've finished puberty you'll be capable of attracting "a hot geek who's a freak in the sheets."

But there again probably not.

Is it time to call troll yet?
you're soft.

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Re: Any female Ableton users out there?

Post by smutek » Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:44 pm

Opus wrote:Not to be a dick....
It's always funny when people say that, then proceed to be a dick.

It's like they're saying "I'm a major dick, I know this, here is what I have to say..."

Brings up an interesting question. Who's the bigger dick, the ignorant dick or the cocky self aware dick?

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Post by rozling » Fri Nov 28, 2008 11:48 pm

twisted-space wrote:Is it time to call troll yet?
Yes, yes it is.

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Post by Opus » Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:36 am

rozling wrote:Too early to call troll on this one?

get life. please, u r annoying, save your worthless posts..

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Post by Opus » Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:39 am

crumhorn wrote:
Opus wrote:... all the hoe's are on the internet...
I've got a hoe in my garden shed - so they can't all be on t'internet.
voila
http://www.acehardware.com/product/inde ... Id=1274986

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Re: Any female Ableton users out there?

Post by Opus » Thu Dec 04, 2008 6:41 am

smutek wrote:
Opus wrote:Not to be a dick....
It's always funny when people say that, then proceed to be a dick.

It's like they're saying "I'm a major dick, I know this, here is what I have to say..."

Brings up an interesting question. Who's the bigger dick, the ignorant dick or the cocky self aware dick?
yeah, so i'm a dick.

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Post by Tohtruck » Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:51 pm

I get the feeling that Opus is just frustrated and probably letting off some steam.

Better to do it on a forum with just a bunch of us geeks reading the stuff than blowing up on someone in person.

I think your post about whores and stuff was a little harsh. I don't completely agree with it. However, I have to say that I actually do agree with some of it. It could have been expressed in better maybe more appropriate words tho.

It sounds like you are putting alot of the blame on women. I can't seem to agree with you there. Our society and especially pop culture seems to place too much value on female sexuality and promiscuity. Likewise, I think alot of people are brainwashed by the media and advertising (because that's what it's basically designed to do). So unfortunately, there are alot of women who end up growing up thinking their only value in life is as a sexual being. Yeah, it's frustrating to see but when it comes down to it, more times than not the females are the victims.

We're all basically victims of the machine. I could go on and on about this and I even started to write an extremely long reply elaborating on my points and expanding further but I deleted it since no one would have read it and I started to go off on tangents.

So dude, I think you just need to chill out. If that is really how you think and act then I can totally respect your opinion (dont agree with it tho) but I would also say that you are a bit misguided. But I get the sense that your posting more out of frustration.

I also wanted to address alot of the people who replied. I'm surprised alot of you couldn't tell that the guy is just frustrated and letting off steam. I guess alot of you guys are probably married or are in great healthy relationships. Because it seems almost as if you people forgot what it feels like to be single.

I might be the only one to say this, but I kinda feel for the dude. I'm single, I barely date and it's really tough out there. I've been to the bars (dude who mentioned the bars, let's face it man that's no place to really meet anyone) and its really easy to become frustrated when you feel like you are not meeting anyone compatible. It really does seem like there aren't really many quality nice girls out there, or at least quality nice girls who are single. So for everyone raggin' on the dude just stop and try to remember a time in your life when you were single, alone, without many options laid out on the table for you.

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Post by Opus » Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:27 pm

man, r u guys sure you're not chicks? u all are really sensitive. when I said it, it didn't seem harsh at all. only the responses were. I was just curious if there are any females who are musically talented and have a freakin marble left in their brain.

but, tohtruck, i appreciate your comment..
I blame men more than women tho. really, i only blame individuals regardless of their gender.

and BTW, i'm not frustrated, I have a macbook. LOL

plus, there's always hookers on the corner of my street. NO BULLSHIT....

I just get tired of goin through girlfriends like socks, and thought i'd just holler on the forum......... let it go everybody,, unless of course your a female....

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Post by sporkles » Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:27 pm

Tohtruck wrote:It sounds like you are putting alot of the blame on women. I can't seem to agree with you there. Our society and especially pop culture seems to place too much value on female sexuality and promiscuity. Likewise, I think alot of people are brainwashed by the media and advertising (because that's what it's basically designed to do). So unfortunately, there are alot of women who end up growing up thinking their only value in life is as a sexual being. Yeah, it's frustrating to see but when it comes down to it, more times than not the females are the victims.
That must be the most intelligent paragraph I've ever read on this forum.
I don't agree with your "cut the guy some slack" sentiment, though. There's
no sympathy to be had for morons like him. Come on, he claims that the one
of society's great problems is that there are too many wussies who don't tell
"the females" how to behave like the are supposed to.
Get a clue, man! Did it ever occur to you that your attitude is the reason
why you're hooking up with these women you're complaining about?
Opus wrote:I was just curious if there are any females who are musically talented and have a freakin marble left in their brain.
I'm beginning to see the pattern here. :roll:
Opus wrote:and BTW, i'm not frustrated, I have a macbook. LOL
Great. Now see if you can get your dick to interface with the USB port
and move along. I suspect you have better chances scoring that way than
by attempting to pick up "females" w/marbles.

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Post by Opus » Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:34 pm

sporkles wrote:
That must be the most intelligent paragraph I've ever read on this forum.
I don't agree with your "cut the guy some slack" sentiment, though. There's
no sympathy to be had for morons like him. Come on, he claims that the one
of society's great problems is that there are too many wussies who don't tell
"the females" how to behave like the are supposed to.
Get a clue, man! Did it ever occur to you that your attitude is the reason
why you're hooking up with these women you're complaining about?
Opus wrote:I was just curious if there are any females who are musically talented and have a freakin marble left in their brain.
I'm beginning to see the pattern here. :roll:
Opus wrote:and BTW, i'm not frustrated, I have a macbook. LOL
Great. Now see if you can get your dick to interface with the USB port
and move along. I suspect you have better chances scoring that way than
by attempting to pick up "females" w/marbles.

DING DING DING!!!!!
WE HAVE A WINNER, THE FIRST FEMALE ON ALBETON'S FORUM!!!!

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Post by Opus » Thu Dec 04, 2008 10:36 pm

either that, or i'm starting to realize that there is an abnormally high number of homosexual men on this forum....

I think we should just kill this thread. it's hopeless, and so are a lot of you...

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Post by twisted-space » Fri Dec 05, 2008 2:04 am

You just don't get it do you Opus?

Perhaps if you showed a little bit of respect to women you'd have better luck attracting the kind your interested in.

My girl DJ's and produces (she uses sonar not live). She is also an artist and a teacher and a bit of a geek. She doesn't hang around on internet forums because they're full of offensive twats.

Suggesting that anyone who isn't a misogynist is homosexual just makes you look childish.

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Post by Tohtruck » Fri Dec 05, 2008 3:29 am

Opus, there are intelligent women and very musically talented women in the world (ok so maybe I don't know any of them or the ones I do know are already taken, but I'm a wuss so I have a good excuse). I'm just pretty sure they all have better things to do than to be on forums. Like using their talent and inteligence towards something productive.

Sporkles, thanks, you probably would have liked what I was originally going to write then. I was more so leaning towards sentiment for the dude under the condition that he was just acting out of frustration (I guess he's not). I don't agree with him though.

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