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Pfffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would never buy a mac. I can get an equally if not more powerful Windows machine for less than half the price. Plus who needs a shitty little video camera on their laptops? A 5400 rpm hard drive is rubbish too. Only 2 USB ports is a joke. Don't waste your ...

Seeing there are all these polls floating about the place, I thought I would annoy a few people with one of my own. I also want to make it off topic to piss off all the forum splitters.

The life and times of Winnie The Pooh. I highly recommend it.

It talks about how his addiction to honey was a gateway to crack and heroin and how he had to sell his arsehole to support his habit. A fascinating but sad tale of the hedonism in our times.

I have decided to hate you, so a BIG PISS OFF from me and you are not welcome here. Go away ...

You forgot to mention me.

I predict the kazoo will make a big come back along with the accordion.

It is about 2 o'clock in the morning in Australia right now. Way past your bedtime Forge. Stop surfing porn sites and go to bed!!!!
And I am the REAL Austen Powers. The one and only definitive version!!!!!!!!!!!!! So there!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude.

1. you're edging towards 500, slowly but surely.
2 ...

teh real Austin Powers was heaps nicer than you.

He wore purple!


I am the real Austen Powers!!!!!!!!!!! And virtually all my clothes are purple!!!!!!!!

So yeah baby, yeah!!!

maybe the ricky gervais one in the christmas special of the office


It is about 2 o'clock in the morning in ...

forge wrote:teh real Austin Powers was heaps nicer than you.

He wore purple!

I am the real Austen Powers!!!!!!!!!!! And virtually all my clothes are purple!!!!!!!!

So yeah baby, yeah!!!

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What a bunch of dickheads you all are!!!!! Especially DJAdonis!!! Were you born a wanker or is it something you are working at?
At least MercyPlease has the brains and sense to know the point I originally made.

OOOOh Ableton this, Ableton that. All the other DAWs are shit compared to Ableton. Yeah ...

You obviously have no life and nothing better to do with your time. No one except equally sad cases is interested in your OT viewpoints. You need to get out more or at least use your time more productively.
What also amuses me is that whenever Robert Henke makes a post here, many of you act like he ...