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logic_user99 wrote:
Somone jizz in your ear, popslut?

You asked you silly cunt.

I know that PCs are beleaguered with problems and I do hate having to fanny around inside a machine's code to get the results I want...

I don't know what PCs you've been using but that doesn't sound like my experience in the slightest.

I bought a PC laptop in 2003 and I've been using it for ...

No.

Touch wood.

Wtf is "nalgene"?

When I moved house in December I had the job of driving our old camper van down from England, through France and on to Spain.

On the journey I took several shits in the chemical toilet on board.

Tomorrow we're going to a party and we're taking the van.

This morning my wife reminded me I still ...

I used to get the two most adorable old Jamaican ladies come round my house on a Sunday and try to sell me Jehova.

They were so nice I simply couldn't be rude to them and so instead I'd try to engage them in meaningful dialogue about altered states of consciousness and multi-dimensional travel ...

being a satellite



I read an interview with David Bowie a while back on the subject of inspiration and creativity, I just googled for it and failed - so I'll summarise.

in DB's early career he was looked at as a novelty act, he had a novelty sound and a novelty record, his career wasn't really ...

My studio having a 2m x 2m window which looks out over mountains, olive groves and the Mediterranean Sea.

topey wrote:

Off topic!

This thread has gone off topic.

Could somebody please tell me how to contact the moderator to get it locked?

landrvr1 wrote:
You'd be better off moving on. This place is definitely not for the faint of heart. Thank God.

I'd love to know which one he's trying to complain about.

I'll never understand why people can't censor their input instead of trying to censor everybody else's output.

In many phpBB forums there are link where the moderator can be asked to lock the topic when it´s getting out off topic or contains inapproriate material.

Here I could not find the way to wake the moderators attention, how should it be done?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaa HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...

gjm wrote:...a big green garbage bag full of disposable diapers (unused).

Mercifully.

b0unce wrote:

Oh b0unce you great soft skinful of shite - don't take on so.

Swallow your pride and join in.

G'wan g'wan g'wan.

Popslut wins the internet - hooray.

What's next?

Oh it's SO much fun having you back in this thread b0unce.