lazy shit you've done

forge · Post by **forge** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:03 am

longjohns wrote:once I had the same rock in my shoe for about a week

so did you just leave it there or did it just keep coming back?

Dominik · Post by **Dominik** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:37 pm

reading in the forum about ibiza cocaine addicted peace of shit.

laird · Post by **laird** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:19 pm

when my bandmate says "we should have a synth part that goes kinda like 'beeeowwww budda budda brrwop', I just record him with the mic instead of trying to program a synth patch and MIDI part that matches it. Then add enough EQ and reverb to hide the fact its just dumb mouth sounds.

bosonHavoc · Post by **bosonHavoc** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:49 pm

i got tired of walking so i tamed a horse

that turned out to be to slow so i invented a car.

seriously i feel that laziness is the mother of invention.

i have one for me though... sometimes i dont leave the house because their is a big massive hill i need to ride up to get anywhere. (i bike commute)

laird · Post by **laird** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:52 pm

Tone Deft wrote:bad day man, ain't nothing that a bottle of Wild Turkey and a fat chick can't cure.
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/MindMoodNe ... id=4440375

I dont know which of you is grosser.

longjohns · Post by **longjohns** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 6:55 pm

forge wrote:
longjohns wrote:once I had the same rock in my shoe for about a week

so did you just leave it there or did it just keep coming back?

I would think - "dang, that little rock is annoying, I should take off my shoe - I will in a sec, I'm busy"

then it would roll up in somewhere that I couldn't feel it

then it would come back

etc.

The main reason I remember this episode is that I actually wrote it down in a little journal, because I could not believe how lazy it was.

So this thread seemed an appropriate place to reckon back to those dark days..

mikemc · Post by **mikemc** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:16 pm

dcease wrote:tl;d

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doc holiday · Post by **doc holiday** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:20 pm

skipped eating all day to bang out ideas, only to wonder why i felt like shit

Tohtruck · Post by **Tohtruck** » Fri Mar 21, 2008 11:17 pm

laird wrote:when my bandmate says "we should have a synth part that goes kinda like 'beeeowwww budda budda brrwop', I just record him with the mic instead of trying to program a synth patch and MIDI part that matches it. Then add enough EQ and reverb to hide the fact its just dumb mouth sounds.

Ahahahaha!!! That's hilar!

Yeah I actually sometimes get too lazy to eat. I'll be too lazy to go out to get food or fix myself a meal at home.

Its funny too because in my neighborhood there's so many places to eat part of the stress and effort just goes into choosing what you wanna eat.

And I hate getting delivery for some reason. I think it makes me feel even lazier.

dcease · Post by **dcease** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:15 am

left my sox on whil

popslut · Post by **popslut** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:29 am

When I moved house in December I had the job of driving our old camper van down from England, through France and on to Spain.

On the journey I took several shits in the chemical toilet on board.

Tomorrow we're going to a party and we're taking the van.

This morning my wife reminded me I still haven't emptied the toilet.

It's been sitting out in the van in the sun for three months.

dcease · Post by **dcease** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:32 am

sweetjesus · Post by **sweetjesus** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:35 am

i was going to write an interesting story in this thread but i couldnt be bothered ..

forge · Post by **forge** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:36 am

laird wrote:when my bandmate says "we should have a synth part that goes kinda like 'beeeowwww budda budda brrwop', I just record him with the mic instead of trying to program a synth patch and MIDI part that matches it. Then add enough EQ and reverb to hide the fact its just dumb mouth sounds.

I actually go out of my way to do things like that

dcease · Post by **dcease** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:39 am

forge wrote:I actually go out of my way to do things like that

i bet you d