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I am still offering lessons in all popular music softwares. Thank you!

Cicos was not me, she was my student. I swear. Also my son did make those posts earlier in the thread, about 4 to 6 pages ago, I don't let him post any more.


So once again if you want to learn music software for 55 dollars an hour, I'm your teacher. Oh, you must be willing to come to NY.


AdamJay ...

Mr. Yellow and AdamJay, Quit making out in my thread

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Former Pharaoh, you are an asshole!


I can use the madface emoticon too!

Reason, Ableton Live, Protools

Learn all these programs and how to use them together

Based in NYC

55 USD per hour

Best deal around!

AdamJay,

Smoking marijuana is illegal and dirty. How dare you promote it on an industry messageboard like that.

Dr. G.

Hi folks,

I'll have you know that Cinos was a good student of mine, and you all really mistreated her. I mean is that how you treat a lady?

If you all want software lessons, I'm tutoring for $55 an hour now... you know with inflation and all.

To MrYellow,

Is this your favorite thread?

to learn musicsoftware,

Remember me? okay well since I can't give out my nameI was one of your students from last year session (short asian girl from San Diego?) I looked up your profile name and I'm glad that you're still in here. I was quite saddend by all these negative responses. I personally ...

Act now, prime spots are filling up fast.

blah blah blah

Thanks for the tremendous response

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Did this guy ever in this thread give a single reference, link, or any other reason why anyone should play him more than ten cents for his "lessons"? I didn't see any.

The best thing that could ...

Act now, prime spots are filling up fast.

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Thanks for the tremendous response

I wouldnt worry about it. That weird child impersonator guy was so creepy and unhinged that I think he just un-marketed himself out of some cash.
Oddness in the extreme!

creepyteach wrote:
"sorry, that was my imaginary son that wrote that, sometimes I pretend to be 14 on messageboards. I also ...

I was just kidding about the phd... but I know the programs really well, and I'm a great teacher.

If you are really interested in lessons Sasha, its $10,000 an hour for you.

Hello all,

I have recieved a great many inquries for my teaching services based on this thread. I'm sorry my child had to get involved with you all, but I must respect his choices as he is becoming an adult soon.

I started this thread to generate customers and it has pretty much worked out, I ...

oh son, i cant believe you are sabotaging my thread like this. I'm at work now and i cant be home to discipline you, but please leave these nice Live users alone. You shouldn't use all the tinfoil up like that either.

Well, if anyone is still interested in live, reason, or protools lessons, contact ...

how are you helping the situation in anyway hitherto? be part of the solution, not part of the problem.