I got slapped on the bottom by my female boss today

[gjm]

... well not quite my boss, but the one I answer too at the school I teach music at. It was deliberate and timed. Im sure she did not mean anything by it, but if it was the other way around and I had done the bottom tapping, I am sure I would be in trouble right now.

[fishmonkey]

haha, reminds me of the South Park episode i watched last night...

btw, touching someone else's bottom always means something...

[nuxnamon]

is she hot?

[Bleep Blop Ima Robot]

if hot tap that shit

[gjm]

btw, touching someone else's bottom always means something...

How naive of me been married 20 years and this is the first time in 2 decades another woman other than my wife has handled my checks. I have been out of the loop for a long time so to speak to be up on these forms of non verbal communication.

And NO, she is not hot in my eyes

Avoid avoid avoid avoid.....

[ThrowAway]

It doesnt always have to mean something. No one knows the context of said ass slapping except gjm. Is she a sue collini(californication) type?

[gjm]

It doesnt always have to mean something. No one knows the context of said ass slapping except gjm. Is she a sue collini(californication) type?

Ah yes... I was the staff room which was all but deserted. I was standing at the notice board looking at a list that was pinned to it. Because the list was at the bottom of the board I had to put my hands on my knees and bend over slightly to view it. This meant my bum was sticking out a little. She said as she was walking by... 'ooohh that's tempting..." and slapped me with her open hand. So, do I read anything into this?

[pulsoc]

Ummm assuming you two don't HEAVILY flirt, or you haven't already slept with her - you just got sexually harassed bigtime. ESPECIALLY considering it was your boss.

[fishmonkey]

has she seen the size of your chainsaw?

[fishmonkey]

It doesnt always have to mean something. No one knows the context of said ass slapping except gjm. Is she a sue collini(californication) type?

a pencil may just be a pencil, but an ass is always an ass...

[UncleAge]

gjm, you're posts are missing one savory piece of information. You haven't stated whether or not you liked it. Well?

[smartass303]

cry me a river...

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[gjm]

gjm, you're posts are missing one savory piece of information. You haven't stated whether or not you liked it. Well?

No. I am not a hanky spanky type of person. In fact I had a '...eewww yuck...' reaction.

[gjm]

has she seen the size of your chainsaw?

[UKRuss]

Just start wearing tighter and tighter shorts, bending over at every opportunity, 'dropping' things in front of her and the like.

Before finally, one day, simply turning up naked and erect.