Sitting in jury selection room

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:06 pm

Yup. First time. Should have brought more than my phone to entertain myself...this could be a long day.

wrong · Post by **wrong** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:10 pm

Start picking your nose and rock back and fourth in your seat...u will be home in no time!

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:13 pm

Should have brought a MPC500 maybe

Bleep Blop Ima Robot · Post by **Bleep Blop Ima Robot** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:14 pm

lol i have never gone to any of my jury dutys, they will never TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:18 pm

Bleep Blop Ima Robot wrote:lol i have never gone to any of my jury dutys, they will never TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!

well I skipped out on the last one and they sent me a harshly worded reschedule letter, so here I am.

My mother once had the police show to her work to make her go, and that was just for possible selection...like me right now

Bleep Blop Ima Robot · Post by **Bleep Blop Ima Robot** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 5:22 pm

yeah that sucks, i swear, one day this shit is going to catch up to me and im going to wish i shoulda just gone to that first jury duty i got...sigh which was in 06, ive gotten like 15 letters since then...still havnt gone, just never respond to them or care, my aunt works for highway patrol and can check my record when ever and said she would let me know when there looking for me cuz ive been skipping out, but for now they dont seem to care lol.

starving student · Post by **starving student** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:19 pm

beats me wrote:Yup. First time. Should have brought more than my phone to entertain myself...this could be a long day.

proof pudding the system works

I'm suprised they let you use your phone
man sf is so liberal, down here you'd get another strike for that.

nuxnamon · Post by **nuxnamon** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:31 pm

inform them that the defendant in question happens to listen to hiphop.. as a result, you wouldn't make a good juror and be excused.. lol.. it's worth a shot

GrooveNinja · Post by **GrooveNinja** » Wed Nov 04, 2009 10:27 pm

I always wanted to get on a jury for a trial of some stupid law so that I could exercise some good old jury nullification. I never get picked, though. The lawyers just don't seem to like people with even a modicum of intelligence.

adventurepants_ · Post by **adventurepants_** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:09 am

Try the Carlin approach to get out of it.

Say you can tell if someones guilty "just by looking at em!"

dredd i knight · Post by **dredd i knight** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:36 am

i hope....
nah
good luck with that

timothyallan · Post by **timothyallan** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:43 am

nuxnamon wrote:inform them that the defendant in question happens to listen to hiphop.. as a result, you wouldn't make a good juror and be excused.. lol.. it's worth a shot

THAT is funny. Really though, if they knew he listened to hip hop, you wouldn't need a trial.

Pitch Black · Post by **Pitch Black** » Thu Nov 05, 2009 3:12 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EOCm46CcT0

Frankie Boyle - Ill Advised Things To Say In Court

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