What's your go to hand lotion?

[beats me]

I'm looking for something with an extremely slow absorption rate and maybe a slight "oh, what have we here" temperature increase that I can possibly buy in bulk at Costco.

[ChiDJ]

As a young man, when I first discovered the joy of masturbation, This was all my mother kept in the house. It served me well. Even today, Just the fragrance is enough to give me a boner.

Now I just use spit.

[H20nly]

Koochie Juice works good.

it could also be labeled as Love Pudding or Twat Dip, but any way you split it... the essential moisture is incomparable.

[TRS80]

I first discovered Elbow Grease at a dance music record shop.

[aisling]

Yes, i'd like to point out the edibility factor.

Organic extra virgin Coconut oil is the healthiest oil one can consume. Recommended for total health.

+1
the truth is out there despite what the soybean, corn, and canola oil industries will make you believe

[Acid303]

ye olde Vaseline

[Rave]

LOL This thread = win !

[auto-lock]

be a man...

back thought spit FTW!!!

free
available always unless your mouth is dry
extremely organic
feels good

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hehe...'palmers'...hehe

LOL....good catch.

[knotkranky]

Yes, i'd like to point out the edibility factor.

Organic extra virgin Coconut oil is the healthiest oil one can consume. Recommended for total health.

+1
the truth is out there despite what the soybean, corn, and canola oil industries will make you believe

tru dat.

and b terrible sex oils. Organic extra virgin coconut oil ladies and gents! I'm tellin ya.

Somebody needs to check up on that and report back to the thread with some p0rn.

Cool, we'll have a circle jerk at 2am pst. Meet you back here in a bit.


This is gonna be so awesome.

[Lazos]

Make your own:

Extra Virgin Olive Oil or Coconut oil
Few teaspoons of Organic Beeswax
Few drops Clove oil (for that nice "analog warmth") (or other essential oil)

This mixture solidifies at room temp (so you can keep it in a tin=no messy liquids)