who is the horniest person here?

[nebulae]

^ and then you watched some porn?

[leedsquietman]

[aqua_tek]

who is the horniest person here?

I think I am. Just check Neb's forum:

http://www.nebulae.com/bb/viewtopic.php ... 1&start=30

I love boobies as much as the next guy but... WHERE'S THE BOOTY THREAD?!

[nebulae]

here ya go: http://nebulae.com/bb/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=81

[aqua_tek]

Hooray for ass.

I don't get the fa ass thing. Tight and firm and small please.

Boo for you, my friend.

Nothing quite like a plump, luscious rump to dive face-first into.

[beats me]

Hooray for ass.

I don't get the fa ass thing. Tight and firm and small please.

Boo for you, my friend.

Nothing quite like a plump, luscious rump to dive face-first into.

I'd first check the laws of the state you are in before you do that. No amount of ass is worth prison time and good luck explaining that one at your job interview.

[nebulae]

No amount of ass is worth prison time

Then again, if ass is your thing, prison might be just the ticket. It's ass-a-licious.

[beats me]

No amount of ass is worth prison time

Then again, if ass is your thing, prison might be just the ticket. It's ass-a-licious.

Maybe if you're thing is mud butt.

[nebulae]

No amount of ass is worth prison time

Then again, if ass is your thing, prison might be just the ticket. It's ass-a-licious.

Maybe if you're thing is mud butt.

I never knew a butt that didn't have mud.

[aqua_tek]

Hooray for ass.

I don't get the fa ass thing. Tight and firm and small please.

Boo for you, my friend.

Nothing quite like a plump, luscious rump to dive face-first into.

I'd first check the laws of the state you are in before you do that. No amount of ass is worth prison time and good luck explaining that one at your job interview.

My resume' already lists "buttsecks" as one of my interests.

[beats me]

My resume' already lists "buttsecks" as one of my interests.

But does it say "da butt"?

[nebulae]

[aizo]

the real story is...

the wife passed out drunk, so I slipped her one while she was semi-conscious, which is the only time she lets me hump her - I usually keep a supply of GHB but had to settle on cheap wine on this occasion. After I came and the wife faked it to make me feel better about myself, I bigged it up and bragged about it online. When I got back to the bedroom the wife puked all over me and had shit the bed.

that's not how it happened.... At least not all the time

[leedsquietman]

Only joking buddy, I'm sure you are Mr. Studomatic who turns the lights down low, has aromatherapy candles, Marvin Gaye and Barry White playing on the CD player and can get it on.. all night longggggggg !

[beats me]

And here's a public service announcement for you guys

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHoePyE6Tpc