So i woke up before my body today..

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twice
was mad.

[nebulae]

is this a wet dream thread?

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it could be...

[nebulae]

this just got creepy

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[nebulae]

oh thank god, now we're back on track.

[Angstrom]

So I guess if you wake up and your body is asleep this is the opposite of sleepwalking

wakelying ?

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possibly.

[nebulae]

Steve, stop farting around and make some new music. I've worn out your late cassette, and the tape is all stretched out.

[Angstrom]

I have this feeling that everybody here will hate my next stuff.
It sounds like an early Tom Waits backing track, or perhaps the Cramps as remixed by Lalo Schiffrin on ketamine.
Sometimes this stuff just comes out the way it comes out.

anyway, back to the wakelying

[siliconarc]

sounds like sleep paralysis. i only had it once, about 15 years ago. pretty frightening.

my mate had it every night/morning for 8 months. had to take some prescription drugs to try stopping it, but their side effect was that he constantly felt like he was 'coming up' on pills. was pretty funny seeing him go 'fuuuuuuck!' and gringing his teeth every 20 mins. he gave up on the drugs and the paralysis left him after he got a new less stressful job.

http://www.stanford.edu/~dement/paralysis.html

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woopsies.

[mikemc]

woopsies.

wait a second.... wait just a DAMN Second.... *pulls his stuff is happening on the internet realization gun in the manner of an overweight security guard* .... HEY YOU.... HOld It ...Wait... !!!!

[rosti]

I used to have lots of sleep paralysis because of too much lucid dreaming. Firs it was freaky but after getting used to it, it was kinda relaxing to just be there inside your sleeping body (except for the demonic hallucinations that sometimes occur)

Most people have these kind of paralysis in the night. They just don't remember it in the morning. or they are thinking that "it was just a bad dream".

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i have all sorts of shit happen, go downstairs, college etc only to realise that im still actually sleeping which makes me wake up right in front of a morphing image of my face which dissapears but i keep hearing a womans voice saying "dont lose it". Well i then lose it and actually wake up with a sudden slap to the back of the neck. but nobodys behind me.