who is the horniest person here?

[ChiDJ]

Okay, true story: (The names have been changed to protect the insolent )


One of my current sex monkeys, "Tattoo Trixie" is flying in from Florida. She's a porn lover like myself and she's dying to get us on film. We've been collecting photos of different scenarios and positions and have scheduled a shoot with a fetish photographer friend of mine. She's having a custom Pom Pom outfit made with my name on the back for the shoot.

Life is good.

[nebulae]

^ I didn't think you two were having sex. Now I'm so so so glad I friended her on Facebook. Will the finished product air as a status update?

[ChiDJ]

^ I didn't think you two were having sex. Now I'm so so so glad I friended her on Facebook. Will the finished product air as a status update?

I will have to carefully edit any "posted" pix to protect my reputation.

Wait, WTF am I talking about? This IS my reputation!

[nebulae]

I still LOL often at the photo of her looking like she's about to eat her dog, and you saying "Wait, you're not Korean!"

OMG LOLing just thinking about that.

[john gordon]

i have some great stories i wont share with you guys while i was in roatan....

[nebulae]

i have some great stories i wont share with you guys while i was in roatan....

I will tell you how much I want to hear those stories, but I shall do so in such a cryptic fashion, that you will not even know how much I want to know.

[beats me]

@ ChiDJ, how long were you married for?

[aqua_tek]

the content in this page intrigues me.

[ChiDJ]

@ ChiDJ, how long were you married for?

7 years, why?

[beats me]

@ ChiDJ, how long were you married for?

7 years, why?

Because you are so obviously not meant to be married and I mean that as a compliment. Maybe it took 7 years to sort that all out by exhausting every possible option to make it work. Hopefully lesson learned.

[nebulae]

Tod's gonna be a dirty old man like Heff. I can't wait to see him fuckin' ass and lickin' names at 80.

[ChiDJ]

@ ChiDJ, how long were you married for?

7 years, why?

Because you are so obviously not meant to be married and I mean that as a compliment. Maybe it took 7 years to sort that all out by exhausting every possible option to make it work. Hopefully lesson learned.

I couldn't agree more. I never planned on ever getting married. I've been a player since I learned to use my knob. My ex knew all this and "claimed" to be cool with it. She was bisexual and open to anything for the first 4 years of our relationship. I was actually getting more tail when I was married then before.

Then, one day, she just changed her mind. She decided my "life style" was disgusting and demanded I stop. The rest, well ....here I am.

[funky shit]

i may not agree on the hole "banging other people while married" situation..
but i will defend to the death your right to do it

[nebulae]

I've seen Tod bang several things (ranging from deep kick drums to toothless pregnant whores on bourbon street) and I can honestly say that I have immense respect for his openness and his raw pulsing sexuality. His ex can go fuck herself.

so say we all - the he-man woman-hating club

[beats me]

I saw some documentary on open relationships and this one couple had an arrangement where they not only banged other people but they both met the other people and on the "date" nights the other would just retire to a different bedroom like they were roommates or some shit…completely within earshot of the action.

I don't think I could handle that myself, like most people, but I think that's part of long standing societal brainwashing and relationships insinuating some kind of ownership. But if these are natural human urges then I think the standard should lean more in the open direction.

What I really don't understand is guys who frequently cheat on their girlfriend or wife but go ballistic at even the thought of her doing the same and see no hypocrisy in that reaction at all.