hot date tonight-bad news though

[john gordon]

i gotz some nasty ass farts going on as well.what should i do?

[dum]

take her down to the docks for your date, and then finger-bang her underneath a parked truck.

[john gordon]

take her down to the docks for your date, and then finger-bang her underneath a parked truck.

nice one.its on...

[glenn303]

i gotz some nasty ass farts going on as well.what should i do?

If you have a pet dog or cat (if you don't then just pick up a stray) bring it with you and every time you fart blame it on the pet.

[djsynchro]

Stuff your Maschine up your ass unless your APC-40 is already up there, in which case you should be OK.
Come to think of it, better safe than sorry, stuff it up your bumhole anyway.

[djsynchro]

[mikemc]

so how did it go?

[LoopStationZebra]

Hmm. Nothing says "I think you're hot" on a first date more than a blumpkin. I hope you remembered this on your date.

[john gordon]

things went pretty smooth i had to lay out a couple but we were out at a bar and i was feeling no pain so i just let loose and smiled.life is good.

[mikemc]

things went pretty smooth i had to lay out a couple but we were out at a bar and i was feeling no pain so i just let loose and smiled.life is good.

wait a second, it wasn't Jessica Simpson, was it?

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews ... ed-2010281