oh sweet baby jesus yes.beats me wrote:Do European football players get paid large unjustifiable amounts of money too?
Why Americans don't like European football
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OK, so then can we all at least bond over the fact globally these athletes are getting paid stupid amounts of money that alone would justify alien life forms blowing our planet to bits?funky shit wrote:oh sweet baby jesus yes.beats me wrote:Do European football players get paid large unjustifiable amounts of money too?
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I'll agree to that.
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I think the alien review would go something like this:
"We've reviewed your planet's struggles and citizens and came across this. You compensate these humans what to do what, again? Choose your next words wisely."
"We've reviewed your planet's struggles and citizens and came across this. You compensate these humans what to do what, again? Choose your next words wisely."
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naw.. if i was one of them i wouldnt be complaining
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But you aren't. So you should be.funky shit wrote:naw.. if i was one of them i wouldnt be complaining
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donebeats me wrote:But you aren't. So you should be.funky shit wrote:naw.. if i was one of them i wouldnt be complaining
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I have hung around with pro Rugby players, was great fun.H20nly wrote:Oh and just so you know... the joke is the fact that I don't think you could even hang with high school kids let alone college or pros.
little man
And I'm a little man and played it against people more than twice my size, it's a pile of piss, the fat cunts can't run. Not fun when I do get tackled though.
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no shit,Sage wrote:I'm a little man and played it against people more than twice my size
check out Peter Stringer from the Irish squad:
a master of the 'ankle tap' tackle, he's also pretty handy at clasping onto the leg's of the opposition and holding on like dead weight. It's great to watch such a tiny man play with devastating consequences! Well, that's just how he tackles the big men. He's great in all other aspects of the game too.
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that wasn't directed at you. it was for the little man with the inferiority (Napoleon) complex.Sage wrote:I have hung around with pro Rugby players, was great fun.H20nly wrote:Oh and just so you know... the joke is the fact that I don't think you could even hang with high school kids let alone college or pros.
little man
And I'm a little man and played it against people more than twice my size, it's a pile of piss, the fat cunts can't run. Not fun when I do get tackled though.
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Your enthusiasm regarding this picture is disturbing me.dum wrote:no shit,Sage wrote:I'm a little man and played it against people more than twice my size
check out Peter Stringer from the Irish squad:
a master of the 'ankle tap' tackle, he's also pretty handy at clasping onto the leg's of the opposition and holding on like dead weight. It's great to watch such a tiny man play with devastating consequences! Well, that's just how he tackles the big men. He's great in all other aspects of the game too.
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koolspermcrapper wrote: Your enthusiasm regarding this picture is disturbing me.
Although I can't say I was all that enthused when typing it.
Perhaps one exclamation mark is one too many ?
Pasha wrote:Thanks dum for being so precise.
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stringtapper wrote: Your enthusiasm regarding this picture is disturbing me.
lol. Indeed. A lot of talk of clasping and hand holding and tackling and tickling and legs and ankles tiny and Man-Boy....
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just admit it, that lil guy makes you hard
dum wrote:check out Peter Stringer from the Irish squad:
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I'm jerking off right now. I'm typing this with a wooden stick I'm holding between my teeth.
Pasha wrote:Thanks dum for being so precise.