For the dutch live users

JAMM · Post by **JAMM** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 9:37 am

BOEHH ik zie koeien! grt Jamm

hoffman2k · Post by **hoffman2k** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 9:55 am

sweetjesus wrote:any of you guys wanna sponsor a trip to amsterdam for me?

i'm pretty skillful at technology and smoking.

Only if you bring some of those taiwanese hand-held vacuum cleaners.
They make great pipes. Battery's don't need to be included

hoffman2k · Post by **hoffman2k** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 10:00 am

Over wat willen jullie het hebben? Persoonlijk vind ik dat het in het engels beter gaat.
Meer mensen die mee kunnen denken.

Hou me in ieder geval op de hoogte moest er één van jullie zo'n groep opzetten gelijk AJ. In Belgie zou ik het mss zelf wel doen. Maar aangezien ik in W-vl woon, betwijfel ik of er veel zouden afkomen.

sweetjesus · Post by **sweetjesus** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 10:42 am

hoffman2k wrote:
sweetjesus wrote:any of you guys wanna sponsor a trip to amsterdam for me?

i'm pretty skillful at technology and smoking.
Only if you bring some of those taiwanese hand-held vacuum cleaners.
They make great pipes. Battery's don't need to be included

i got denied going back into taiwan from the philippines. i'm now in sydney and only just got a visa approved for going back.

maybe then i can buy some automechanical bongs.

hoffman2k · Post by **hoffman2k** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 10:48 am

sweetjesus wrote:
hoffman2k wrote:
sweetjesus wrote:any of you guys wanna sponsor a trip to amsterdam for me?

i'm pretty skillful at technology and smoking.
Only if you bring some of those taiwanese hand-held vacuum cleaners.
They make great pipes. Battery's don't need to be included
i got denied going back into taiwan from the philippines. i'm now in sydney and only just got a visa approved for going back.

maybe then i can buy some automechanical bongs.

yeah, they ask 25$ around here for those things. While you probably have 10 for the same price over in taiwan.

sweetjesus · Post by **sweetjesus** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:30 am

hoffman2k wrote:
sweetjesus wrote:
hoffman2k wrote: Only if you bring some of those taiwanese hand-held vacuum cleaners.
They make great pipes. Battery's don't need to be included
i got denied going back into taiwan from the philippines. i'm now in sydney and only just got a visa approved for going back.

maybe then i can buy some automechanical bongs.
yeah, they ask 25$ around here for those things. While you probably have 10 for the same price over in taiwan.

You know Taiwan isn't as cheap as people make it out to be. Many things are more expensive. A normal bong there costs like $120US and the stuff you pack in the bong costs about 4 or 5 times as much over there... easier to be sober in asia. Oh yeah and no death penalty to worry about then...

hoffman2k · Post by **hoffman2k** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:41 am

sweetjesus wrote:
hoffman2k wrote:
sweetjesus wrote: i got denied going back into taiwan from the philippines. i'm now in sydney and only just got a visa approved for going back.

maybe then i can buy some automechanical bongs.
yeah, they ask 25$ around here for those things. While you probably have 10 for the same price over in taiwan.
You know Taiwan isn't as cheap as people make it out to be. Many things are more expensive. A normal bong there costs like $120US and the stuff you pack in the bong costs about 4 or 5 times as much over there... easier to be sober in asia. Oh yeah and no death penalty to worry about then...

Damn that sucks. They sort off legalized it in Belgium.
You can have 3gr. But you may not buy or sell it. It's a strange law.
But a death penalty? Man, thats just inhuman.

Hypomixolydian · Post by **Hypomixolydian** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:10 pm

AdamJay wrote:
Astral Fridge Magnet wrote:I live in Holland, but my Dutch is absolute crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dutch translation:

Ik woon hier, maar mijn Nederlands is heel strond!!!!!!!!!
heel strond, heel strond
thanks! now i know something knew to call people in traffic without getting shot.

A couple more for you AdamJay:

KLOOTZAK which means scrotum. Not very insulting I know, but it is to the Dutch. You pronounce the OO vowel sound as an OW as in the vowel sound you get in the word GROW, or OWE. Not as say the sound you get when you say ZOO

LUL which means prick is often used too. You pronounce the UL vowel sound the same as the vowel sound you get in the word FULL.

Thanks Hoffman for the correct spelling of STRONT

hoffman2k · Post by **hoffman2k** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 6:31 pm

The more you know......

Godverdomme toch

I like using the english language more. It's funny. Nothing gets bleeped overhere.
We learn all sorts of great words.
I hate dutch to be honest. Saying something simple like 'i love you' in dutch makes you sound like a total moron imo.
I prefer english cause of the richness.

feindbild · Post by **feindbild** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 7:41 pm

hoffman2k wrote:I prefer english cause of the richness.

well euhm, you'd better focus on your mother tongue first then, because it is rich, you just don't know yet

says the linguist-musician

rtopia · Post by **rtopia** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 8:11 pm

Astral Fridge Magnet wrote:KLOOTZAK which means scrotum. Not very insulting I know, but it is to the Dutch.

AU CONTRAIRE!!!!

You could say scrotum - but I'm hearing:

BALL SACK

And there are more than few places in the US where you'd get an ass kicking for calling someone that

- r

DCools · Post by **DCools** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 8:40 pm

Hola,

Yes I'm dutch and I'm standing stoned against a mill and I'm wearing wooden shoes and all I see are tulips....

Regards,
Me

A DJ · Post by **A DJ** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 10:45 pm

DCools wrote:Hola,

Yes I'm dutch and I'm standing stoned against a mill and I'm wearing wooden shoes and all I see are tulips....

Regards,
Me

har har har

i am not from holland i am from amsterdam

louZ · Post by **louZ** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 10:56 pm

yooo Nederho's!

JAMM · Post by **JAMM** » Wed Apr 06, 2005 11:21 pm

Everybody loves coming to holland!