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[nebulae]

You know you want it. Don't deny yourself the pleasure.

[nathannn]

why where you googling pics of tiesto?

[nathannn]

do you know "feel it in my bones" is the number one song when you google tiesto?
im going to give it a listen. i bet it fucking rocks my dick off.

[ChiDJ]

why where you googling pics of tiesto?

He was getting ready for his lunch time wank.

[nebulae]

i bet it fucking rocks my dick off.

Best Tiesto marketing slogan ever.

[djsynchro]

,,,,,,

[UKRuss]

tarnce is all about the laz0rs.

Tiesto facts.

1) His car has a filter fitted that gradually opens as he drives along.

2) The flush noise on his toilet is gated

3) He has played to over 330 billion people in March alone. On a stage the size of Alaska.

[nebulae]

^ You forgot that Chuck Norris listens to country music and hates tarnce. Except when Tiesto spins.

[UKRuss]

fuck where is that lesbian bike picture thingy I saw earleir at work and had to shut down really wuickly. i wanna show it to the Mrs.

[Salty P]

What this?

[UKRuss]

Lol, thats the one.

[nebulae]

I love that it's now called the lessy-bike thing.