De Nederlandse thread!

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Jesus wept

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Jesus Facepalm FTW.

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I was born in? I forgot because I smoke weeeeeeed all the time I live in Amsterdamn! That some strong shit.
Amsterdam hasj it! Next year I'm gonna get gay married and if it don't work out I can legally get assistance to kill myself.
My socialist health insurance will pay for it. Eat shit Americans, this is how we live in Europe.

Peace out, off to buy some marijuana and maybe have legal sexual intercourse with a prostitute.
We Dutch people make cheese too, it's yellow "Gouda" is a well known one, and also "Edam".
We export it without cannabis but for the local market of course we add the weed.
Anne Frankenstein wrote a book when she lived here but she OD-ed before it was published. Sad really.

Peace.

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There's a womans-only cafe in my street, a little boy put his finger in a dyke once and got slapped really really hard.
He had to go smoke some weed for the pain.
I still have a scar altough it happened years ago.

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SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A

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I'M KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A

you missed a bit..

a quality meme if ever there was one

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Yeah i left that bit out on purpose

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Jazeker ja!

Gross!

That's not gross

Okay, it is every vegetarians dream come true...

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Yeah! And I should not forget to mention what really hooked me up, when I was living in the Netherlands:

Vla custard

This dairy product made from fresh milk first appeared in the 1950s. Traditional vla is made of cooked milk with custard, or with a combination of eggs, cornstarch, vanilla and sugar. Vla has the viscosity of yoghurt and is served cold, but is sweet rather than sour. Vla is probably related to a Mexican custard, flan.
Vla is available in many different flavours. Plain vanilla vla is frequently served as a vlaflip, with yoghurt and fruit syrup. It comes in several flavours, such as chocolate, caramel, vanilla, banana, etc. Dairy producers will also regularly experiment with unusual variations.
Vla found in Dutch supermarkets is usually also made with other additives including thickeners. Vla was originally sold in glass bottles and the consistency made extracting the complete amount difficult, so a special bottle scraper ("flessenschraper" or "flessenlikker") was specifically designed. Despite the fact that vla is now normally sold in cartons, these scrapers are still common in Dutch family kitchens. However, as they are no longer mass produced they are slowly vanishing.



My favourite one is vla with Stoffpertjes. I never figured out what Stoffpertjes were. Any idea?

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My favourite one is vla with Stoffpertjes. I never figured out what Stoffpertjes were. Any idea?

Stoofpeertjes.

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Golden Earring

yep..

Edward Lodewijk van Halen.

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My favourite one is vla with Stoffpertjes. I never figured out what Stoffpertjes were. Any idea?

Stoofpeertjes.

Amazing. Thank you! Do you know the english or german name of that pear? As far as I remember the stoofpertjes vla was only available in autumn/winter... Yummieh!!!

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Amazing. Thank you! Do you know the english or german name of that pear? As far as I remember the stoofpertjes vla was only available in autumn/winter... Yummieh!!!

http://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gieser_Wildeman

There's several varieties, Gieser Wildeman is one of them.

Generally it are the hard ones, the one's you cant eat without boiling.

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Brood en Van Gogh, een van de meest waanzinnige gesprekken die ik ooit gehoord heb.

Waar vind je dat nou, buiten Nederland.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCO9r8kN ... re=related

(Interview Herman Brood by Theo van Gogh, english subtitles.)