musician jokes ... know any good ones?

[estevan carlos benson]

Q: What do you call an electronic musician without a power outlet?



A: Who?

[stringtapper]

[estevan carlos benson]

tough crowd.

[gjm]

A baby seal walks into a club...

[Sage]

I'm a pretty good one.

[leedsquietman]

Are we stereotyping Live users as people who can only use samples, input notes by mouse on a piano roll and fiddle with knobs on a controller?

There are actually MUSICIANS who use Live, not just DJs and people who can line up a few samples on the grid ....

[SubFunk]

Are we stereotyping Live users as people who can only use samples, input notes by mouse on a piano roll and fiddle with knobs on a controller?

There are actually MUSICIANS who use Live, not just DJs and people who can line up a few samples on the grid ....

for real?

[derzai]

Oh dan heb ik de verkeerde drummer genaaid in plaats van het verkeerde nummer gedraaid.



nummer draaien = dial a number
drummer naaien = to screw a drummer

So whenever you dialed the wrong number, you could say, in dutch. "Guess I screwed the wrong drummer".

[leedsquietman]

well, I heard some rumours anyway if anyone can confirm this for real, please call Gerhard Behles at Ableton HQ and let him in on it ...

[H20nly]

I actually don't quite know how to use Session view "on the fly" for this smoother work flow thing.

Whats a bass patch really?

Thems no jokes

I do know how to use drum racks!! and I'm well past having any difficulties recording bass, guitar, and vocals... so lemme get Gerhard's digits.


how many DJs does it take to screw on a turn table?

at least 2.

[Sage]

Are we stereotyping Live users as people who can only use samples, input notes by mouse on a piano roll and fiddle with knobs on a controller?

There are actually MUSICIANS who use Live, not just DJs and people who can line up a few samples on the grid ....

Best joke in this thread so far. I lol'ed.

[funky shit]

Are we stereotyping Live users as people who can only use samples, input notes by mouse on a piano roll and fiddle with knobs on a controller?

There are actually MUSICIANS who use Live, not just DJs and people who can line up a few samples on the grid ....

Best joke in this thread so far. I lol'ed.

i know

[Pitch Black]

how many electronic musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?



<shrug>
ehh. . . we can change it later





how many superstar producers does it take to change a lightbulb?





<shrug>
who says it has to be a fuckin lightbulb, man?

[Lazos]

Q: What do deadheads say when they run out of pot?
A: Dude, what's this awful music?

[H20nly]

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