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agent314
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WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Post by agent314 » Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:52 am

BLAH BLAH ABLETON SUCKS BLAH BLAH WHINY WHINY

ABLETON IS STUPID DOODYHEADS WITH BAD STUFF THAT IS SUCKY AND ALSO SHITTY

I CANNOT MAKE MUSIC UNLESS MY SOFTWARE DOES EVERY SINGLE THING I WANT IT TO, LIVE EVERY OTHER DAW EXCEPT ABLETON

I DO NOT CARE THAT HISTORICALLY SOME OF THE GREATEST MUSIC IN THE WORLD IS BORNE OUT OF THE CREATIVE LIMITATIONS IMPOSED ON THE MUSICIANS MAKING IT

EVERYBODY CAN TELL WHAT A SERIOUS AND PROFESSIONAL MUSICIAN I AM BECAUSE I AM MAKING SO MANY LOUD, INCESSANT COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE SOFTWARE THAT I CHOOSE TO USE OF MY OWN VOLITION

I WANT FREE STUFF BECAUSE I AM SINGLEHANDEDLY KEEPING YOUR BUSINESS AFLOAT. NO, NOT THAT FREE STUFF. THAT FREE STUFF SUCKS AND IS DUMB FOR EVERYTHING. I WANT OTHER FREE STUFF. AND MORE OF IT!

YOUR UPGRADES ARE ALL SUCK, IGNORE THE FACT THAT I HAVE NEVER DEVELOPED SOFTWARE AND HAVE NO IDEA HOW COMPLICATED A PROCESS IT IS, USING IT SHOULD ALWAYS AND FOREVER BE BETTER THAN A RIMJOB FROM GOD

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CREATE MUSIC WHEN THERE ARE ALL THESE COMPLAINTS TO MAKE!
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Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Post by duro » Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:56 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Post by mholloway » Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:33 am

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
my industrial music made with Ableton Live (as DEAD WHEN I FOUND HER): https://deadwhenifoundher.bandcamp.com/
my dark jazz / noir music made with Ableton Live: https://michaelarthurholloway.bandcamp. ... guilt-noir
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Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Post by mihai » Wed Sep 29, 2010 3:47 am

op is right. ableton are acting like they make music software or something. fail.
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Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Post by Tone Deft » Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:57 am

314phase wrote:BLAH BLAH ABLETON SUCKS BLAH BLAH WHINY WHINY

ABLETON IS STUPID DOODYHEADS WITH BAD STUFF THAT IS SUCKY AND ALSO SHITTY

I CANNOT MAKE MUSIC UNLESS MY SOFTWARE DOES EVERY SINGLE THING I WANT IT TO, LIVE EVERY OTHER DAW EXCEPT ABLETON

I DO NOT CARE THAT HISTORICALLY SOME OF THE GREATEST MUSIC IN THE WORLD IS BORNE OUT OF THE CREATIVE LIMITATIONS IMPOSED ON THE MUSICIANS MAKING IT

EVERYBODY CAN TELL WHAT A SERIOUS AND PROFESSIONAL MUSICIAN I AM BECAUSE I AM MAKING SO MANY LOUD, INCESSANT COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE SOFTWARE THAT I CHOOSE TO USE OF MY OWN VOLITION

I WANT FREE STUFF BECAUSE I AM SINGLEHANDEDLY KEEPING YOUR BUSINESS AFLOAT. NO, NOT THAT FREE STUFF. THAT FREE STUFF SUCKS AND IS DUMB FOR EVERYTHING. I WANT OTHER FREE STUFF. AND MORE OF IT!

YOUR UPGRADES ARE ALL SUCK, IGNORE THE FACT THAT I HAVE NEVER DEVELOPED SOFTWARE AND HAVE NO IDEA HOW COMPLICATED A PROCESS IT IS, USING IT SHOULD ALWAYS AND FOREVER BE BETTER THAN A RIMJOB FROM GOD

I DON'T HAVE TIME TO CREATE MUSIC WHEN THERE ARE ALL THESE COMPLAINTS TO MAKE!
In my life
Why do I smile
At people who I'd much rather kick in the eye?
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Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Post by gjm » Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:02 am

It makes more sense with caps on. Little disappointed there was not more .....
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Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Post by smaucher » Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:04 am

besides the broken caps lock key...+1
you start bleeding - I start sceaming
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Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Post by Taylor Barclay » Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:07 am

:evil: :twisted:
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Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Post by msteele » Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:14 am

:lol: Love it
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Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Post by 3dot... » Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:38 am

this.
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Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Post by nylarch » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:18 pm

NO, NOT THAT FREE STUFF
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Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Post by razorblade » Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:07 pm

agent314 wrote: IT SHOULD ALWAYS AND FOREVER BE BETTER THAN A RIMJOB FROM GOD
Thanks - I needed a new Baseline for determining relative value.

This should save me big bucks.
No...I am 3phase!
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Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Post by EpikureeR » Wed Sep 29, 2010 4:11 pm

xD hilarious, this reminds me of 3phase, i really often read him complaining, he is the first person on this forum which name i could tell every moment
nice sarcasm
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Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Post by 0fps » Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:18 pm

3dot... wrote:this.
It just works.
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Re: WHINY BLAH BLAH POOPOONEENERNEENER

Post by MacGuffin » Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:27 pm

words of wisdom
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