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Re: My New iPad: Daily Reports!

Post by beats me » Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:23 am

Why on earth would I have porn saved on my hard drive? You could spend 2 lifetimes viewing the free streaming porn on the net and not see the same movie twice.

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Re: My New iPad: Daily Reports!

Post by LoopStationZebra » Fri Oct 01, 2010 12:00 pm

beats me wrote:Why on earth would I have porn saved on my hard drive? You could spend 2 lifetimes viewing the free streaming porn on the net and not see the same movie twice.
Not with the iPad.

:? :| :(

Apparently HTML5 just hasn't yet caught on in the porn world.

And seeing as the porn world is pretty much where most groundbreaking web technology is developed and integrated, that speaks volumes.

:P
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Re: My New iPad: Daily Reports!

Post by beats me » Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:03 pm

LoopStationZebra wrote:
beats me wrote:Why on earth would I have porn saved on my hard drive? You could spend 2 lifetimes viewing the free streaming porn on the net and not see the same movie twice.
Not with the iPad.

:? :| :(

Apparently HTML5 just hasn't yet caught on in the porn world.

And seeing as the porn world is pretty much where most groundbreaking web technology is developed and integrated, that speaks volumes.

:P
I thought you might mention that but before I hit submit I checked a couple of my regular porn haunts and the video did play fine. I was actually surprised. But I'm sure there are way more that won't work than do. Guess I just naturally gravitate towards iPad friendly porn.

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Re: My New iPad: Daily Reports!

Post by LoopStationZebra » Fri Oct 01, 2010 2:55 pm

beats me wrote:
LoopStationZebra wrote:
beats me wrote:Why on earth would I have porn saved on my hard drive? You could spend 2 lifetimes viewing the free streaming porn on the net and not see the same movie twice.
Not with the iPad.

:? :| :(

Apparently HTML5 just hasn't yet caught on in the porn world.

And seeing as the porn world is pretty much where most groundbreaking web technology is developed and integrated, that speaks volumes.

:P
I thought you might mention that but before I hit submit I checked a couple of my regular porn haunts and the video did play fine. I was actually surprised. But I'm sure there are way more that won't work than do. Guess I just naturally gravitate towards iPad friendly porn.

LINKS OR STFU

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Re: My New iPad: Daily Reports!

Post by beats me » Fri Oct 01, 2010 4:18 pm

LoopStationZebra wrote:
LINKS OR STFU

:lol:
http://www.xnxx.com

That's all I feel comfortable typing on my big corporation owned and network monitored computer at work. Obviously won't be testing that link before I post this either. :)

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Re: My New iPad: Daily Reports!

Post by beats me » Fri Oct 01, 2010 5:21 pm

beats me wrote:
LoopStationZebra wrote:
LINKS OR STFU

:lol:
http://www.xnxx.com

That's all I feel comfortable typing on my big corporation owned and network monitored computer at work. Obviously won't be testing that link before I post this either. :)

I take it from your delayed response that the videos are working. :P

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Re: My New iPad: Daily Reports!

Post by LoopStationZebra » Fri Oct 01, 2010 5:22 pm

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Re: My New iPad: Daily Reports!

Post by beats me » Fri Oct 01, 2010 6:31 pm

On the computer browser version if you hover the cursor over the video shot capture of each video it plays a little frame preview, like maybe a shot for every 30 seconds of video. Genius.

When you go to the video and mouse over the time line a little popup window shows a shot of what's going on in that frame of the video so you can be "blow job…(forward a little)…..still blow job….(forward a little)….still blow job….(forward a little)…..Jesus, take it out of your mouth already lady…..(forward a little)….Ah! Here's the ass pounding!!!" More genius.

And most importantly no damn commercials.

Porn sites are true innovators.

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Re: My New iPad: Daily Reports!

Post by H20nly » Fri Oct 01, 2010 11:40 pm

LoopStationZebra wrote:
beats me wrote:Why on earth would I have porn saved on my hard drive? You could spend 2 lifetimes viewing the free streaming porn on the net and not see the same movie twice.
Not with the iPad.

:? :| :(

Apparently HTML5 just hasn't yet caught on in the porn world.
You know?... that Blackberry tab/pad/discuss that you were loving so much supports.... Flash.
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Re: My New iPad: Daily Reports!

Post by LoopStationZebra » Sat Oct 02, 2010 1:35 am

H20nly wrote:
LoopStationZebra wrote:
beats me wrote:Why on earth would I have porn saved on my hard drive? You could spend 2 lifetimes viewing the free streaming porn on the net and not see the same movie twice.
Not with the iPad.

:? :| :(

Apparently HTML5 just hasn't yet caught on in the porn world.
You know?... that Blackberry tab/pad/discuss that you were loving so much supports.... Flash.

The one that's going to be cancelled next week?

:P

Dude, as I've always said: if it goes to market, I'll check it out and give it a fair assessment. If it's as good or better than the iPad, it merits serious consideration to be included in my collection. :)
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Re: My New iPad: Daily Reports!

Post by H20nly » Sun Oct 03, 2010 2:17 am

I was.... just sayin :wink:
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Re: My New iPad: Daily Reports!

Post by LoopStationZebra » Thu Oct 07, 2010 2:59 pm

I hate it when I type a sentence on the forum with my iPad, hit the Return key twice to skip a line so's that I can insert a ' :P ' with a space between that and my last sentence, but the iPad ignores the blank line and puts the ' :P ' right under the sentence.

Uber Mega Fucking FAIL.
:P <--incorrect default iPad version


Uber Mega Fucking FAIL.

:P <--correct version
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Re: My New iPad: Daily Reports!

Post by LoopStationZebra » Thu Oct 07, 2010 3:15 pm

Apple changed its mind and will now allow Flash apps on iPads, iPhones and iPods.
http://www.socialtimes.com/2010/09/flas ... -the-ipad/

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Re: My New iPad: Daily Reports!

Post by beats me » Thu Oct 07, 2010 3:30 pm

LoopStationZebra wrote:Apple changed its mind and will now allow Flash apps on iPads, iPhones and iPods.
http://www.socialtimes.com/2010/09/flas ... -the-ipad/

:lol:

Don't get why this is important now. I haven't run into anything on the iPad I've needed flash for, except maybe the NI site.

What am I missing out on? I know it's been discussed before but what brave new world is open to me now? The world of annoying banner ads?

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Re: My New iPad: Daily Reports!

Post by LoopStationZebra » Thu Oct 07, 2010 3:37 pm

It means a lot more apps being created because designers don't have to learn a new software/language.

Adobe will sell more Flash to iPad app tools.

Apple will sell more apps.

You get more choice.

WIN.
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