What are some options for handling 1/2 lb. of earwax?

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What are some options for handling 1/2 lb. of earwax?

Post by Styles Bitchly » Sun Mar 27, 2011 6:25 pm

I excavated a healthy chunk the size of a Hershey Kissy this morning with a bobby-pin. Turns out I really didn't have tinnitus. This stuff looks like it would make a really nice surprise cracker spread to serve guests at the next party. Any other suggestions? :|
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Re: What are some options for handling 1/2 lb. of earwax?

Post by crofter » Sun Mar 27, 2011 7:21 pm

Make some candles.
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Re: What are some options for handling 1/2 lb. of earwax?

Post by aisling » Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:06 am

try smoking it and seeing what happens
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Re: What are some options for handling 1/2 lb. of earwax?

Post by The Leveller » Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:58 am

Keep it and save it up. When you have enough, sculpt it into a lifesize model of Gene Simmons.
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Re: What are some options for handling 1/2 lb. of earwax?

Post by crofter » Mon Mar 28, 2011 4:42 pm

Or Gene Pitney
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Re: What are some options for handling 1/2 lb. of earwax?

Post by The Carpet Cleaner » Mon Mar 28, 2011 5:24 pm

Styles Bitchly wrote:I excavated a healthy chunk the size of a Hershey Kissy this morning with a bobby-pin. Turns out I really didn't have tinnitus. This stuff looks like it would make a really nice surprise cracker spread to serve guests at the next party. Any other suggestions? :|
earwax can cause tinnitus ? if it's big enough, that cause you pain, but no sound.
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Re: What are some options for handling 1/2 lb. of earwax?

Post by Anubis » Tue Mar 29, 2011 4:04 am

Rub it into the fingerboard of your guitar(or a friends). It sweetens the tone.
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Re: What are some options for handling 1/2 lb. of earwax?

Post by savis » Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:20 pm

You did say it looked like Hershey kisses, paint it to look like one and serve your guests!!!! :P
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Re: What are some options for handling 1/2 lb. of earwax?

Post by sporkles » Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:01 pm

crofter wrote:Or Gene Pitney
I say go for Gene Wilder.
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Re: What are some options for handling 1/2 lb. of earwax?

Post by The Leveller » Thu Mar 31, 2011 1:25 pm

Yes. perhaps the smaller iof the Genes is a good place to start. Simmons' boots alone could take a decade to build.
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