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[antandra]

How many dubstep heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb...?


Just whomp

[antandra]

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb...?

Two, but nobody knows how they get in there...



How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs. They screw in buses...

[Styles Bitchly]

A bull giraffe walks into a bar and pronounces..."The Hi-Balls are on me!"




Ahahahahahhahhahahahhahahahah........mwahahahahahahha

[alice208]

very very funny....I like reading jokes, which will make your mood become better,,,,so does my boyfriend...

[d.reamonn]

very very funny....I like reading jokes, which will make your mood become better,,,,so does my boyfriend...

Do we allow minors in the lounge?

[vicz]

Doing the email rounds atm:

ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2011 EUROPE, BY JOHN CLEESE

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in
Libya and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to
"Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to
"Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit
Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody
Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance"
warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's
get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the
reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for
the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its
terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in
France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by
a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively
paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly"
to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain:
"Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful
Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also
have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only
threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to
deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new
Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No
worries" to "She'll be alright, Mate." Two more escalation levels
remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this
weekend!" and "The barbie is canceled." So far no situation has ever
warranted use of the final escalation level.

[siliconarc]

whats the temperature in Motown?
3 degrees. 4, tops.

[8O]

whats the temperature in Motown?
3 degrees. 4, tops.

[Wunjo]

What goes good on pizza but bad on pussy?

A: Crust.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo?

A: A Klondike.

[rcpunker]

Q: What they going call the new supergroup with superstar members RICHARD MARX,DAVID LEE ROTH, MELISSA ETHRIDGE?






A: is to be called DICK VANDYKE.

I hope to pee on my pants with that joke!