iPad

[LoopStationZebra]

I was just at Disney World (no shit) and I can now confirm with 100% certainty that only people from New Jersey buy Android based products. Make of that what you will.



BTW, the parallels between Steve Jobs and Walt Disney are quite astonishing.

[LoopStationZebra]

Why the fuck does my iPhone4 pick up the 3G signal like 10x faster than my fucking iPad? What kind of shit is that?

Fucking Steve Jobs.

[Tarekith]

I'm at a hotel in Seattle and I swear there's a convention in town of old people who like to stand in the way.

And I bet they will all be on the cruise tomorrow.

Sent from my iPad over 3G

Lol, dude, people in Seattle are SLOW all the time. Yu can't drive around here and expect to be in a hurry, no one is in a hurry. Very frustrating at first, it was what i noticed too right away when i moved here.

[beats me]

I'd probably be bored to death on this cruise if it wasn't for my beloved iPad


Alaskan cruise = old people and people with kids

I'll scroll out a hate filled tome about the DJ and the "dancers" egging him on when I get home. Maybe he'll spin some tracks that were released after the 60's tonight.

[beats me]

This image would be if my mom didn't fuck up the angle showing it's fake.






That just looks like a really bad photoshop job.


And so it makes sense in this thread, picture taken with my iPhone, transferred to the web with the Snapbucket app and post made on my iPad.

[LoopStationZebra]

Goddamnit beats, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????

[beats me]

Goddamnit beats, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????

Which part?

[LoopStationZebra]

Goddamnit beats, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?????

Which part?

All of it.

!!!

A cruise?
Palin?
Alaska?
Old People?
Photoshop?
DJs and 60s music?

!!!

[beats me]

I'm on day 3 of a 7 day Alaskan cruise with my parents. The people on here are old and/or clicky. I went to the DJ bar the last 2 nights and it's the worst of wedding reception meets prom sans the young attractive single ladies. Worse yet I can't be my normally risky drunk self because I'm trapped on a ship with these people and can't just stay away for awhile if things go horribly wrong. I'd get more into the DJ and all involved but it's too much to type on the damn iPad screen keyboard. Note to self: order a blue tooth keyboard as soon as I get home.

[beats me]

Damnit, we're about to leave port and that means there goes my 3G possibly for 2 days. Time to rush in some pad porn.

[LoopStationZebra]

FL Studio = No MIDI i/o and sync = FUCKING FAIL.

I mean, ffs.

There's at least 2 websites now that go into great detail about how to add awesome CoreMIDI to any app. The thing features sequencer action up the wazoo. How cool would it have been to have the thing trigger other apps or external hardware or visa versa?

[LoopStationZebra]

I'm on day 3 of a 7 day Alaskan cruise with my SUPER HOT GIRLFRIEND WHO LOVES ANAL.

Fxd. Dude. DUDE. WTF???

[H20nly]

I'm on day 3 of a 7 day Alaskan cruise with my SUPER HOT GIRLFRIEND WHO LOVES ANAL.

Fxd. Dude. DUDE. WTF???

i think what LSZ is trying to say is that you need to embellish a bit.

tonight you will discover the lower decks where the Irish immigrants party. there you will learn to dance a jig and end up with two fire crotched hotties that once laughed at dum when he tried to hit on them. from there you will discover that the boat is actually shipping Alaskan weed to other destinations and break a chunk of it off a 200 lb brick. you'll smoke this with a guy who works for Apple that tells you a story about how the iPad 3 is better because they've included more features in it that they could have put on the first one if it wasn't for the fact that they're milking the shit out of you. then you will stumble back to your cabin, wash your cock and fall into a peaceful sleep.

Go

and report back here tomorrow.

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posted from my 6 G GPS network 500 gig iPad with full MIDI support and matching apps that you would suck a dick to own.

[LoopStationZebra]

I'm on day 3 of a 7 day Alaskan cruise with my SUPER HOT GIRLFRIEND WHO LOVES ANAL.

Fxd. Dude. DUDE. WTF???

i think what LSZ is trying to say is that you need to embellish a bit.

tonight you will discover the lower decks where the Irish immigrants party. there you will learn to dance a jig and end up with two fire crotched hotties that once laughed at dum when he tried to hit on them. from there you will discover that the boat is actually shipping Alaskan weed to other destinations and break a chunk of it off a 200 lb brick. you'll smoke this with a guy who works for Apple that tells you a story about how the iPad 3 is better because they've included more features in it that they could have put on the first one if it wasn't for the fact that they're milking the shit out of you. then you will stumble back to your cabin, wash your cock and fall into a peaceful sleep.

Go

and report back here tomorrow.

H, you are on FIRE today.

[LoopStationZebra]

beats must have already entered that 3G blackout zone.

*shudder*

It's going to be like the DTs, and we must all be here for him when he comes out of it. Nurturing and support is key in those critical days.