Awww...dewd....WTF?!

[Styles Bitchly]

Ok, so yesterday is my birthday, dig....my chick treats me to some TexMex for dinner. I'm nursing a mojito afterwards when she pulls this cd out of her purse and says "Happy Birthday, Hun" as she's handing it to me with a quirky smile on her face. I was able to somehow mask the massive disappointment, and quite frankly....internal rage. She knows what kind of shit I like to listen to, but "figured this would be a nice change of venue...and something we could dance to out on the patio". Who the f**k are these morons? They look like EuroGuidos from the Ukraine or something for chrisakes.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........

[H20nly]

so what did she say when you broke it off with her?

[Styles Bitchly]

so what did she say when you broke it off with her?

She asked me if she could have the cd back. I guess she wants to try and get her $3.99 refund at K-Mart.

[beats me]

What would you enjoy dancing to on the patio?

[perplex]

i like the bonus track. its called "Sunset Jaundice"

[Styles Bitchly]

What would you enjoy dancing to on the patio?

Real men don't dance on the patio. And if I did, I'd prolly have to go with some Buckethead. Either that or Kraftwerk.

[Styles Bitchly]

i like the bonus track. its called "Sunset Jaundice"

Are you saying you own this stuff?

[Goddard]

Please tell me if you are kinda gansta hiphop hardcore maddafakka?
I hope you shot that bitch then

[Styles Bitchly]

Please tell me if you are kinda gansta hiphop hardcore maddafakka?
I hope you shot that bitch then

Nah, actually I really do listen to most everything, but if I had to paint myself into a favorite genre, it would probably be prog rock, closely followed by instrumental jazz-ambient.

Actually, I just laughed off the cd, had dessert, and we headed home for some serious...palm-reading. The cd is on the entertainment unit where it will stay. She can listen to that stuff if she wants....as long as I'm not around.

[stringtapper]

They look like EuroGuidos from the Ukraine or something for chrisakes.

maddafakka?

[splonge]

Luke Goss went on to better things:



I can't tell you which one he is on that album cover though, the do look very similar.

[razorblade]

They appear to be the butt babies from some deviant Vanilla Ice/Milli Vanilli assbreeding.

[evaodland]

Obviously she is trying to drive you away....you should go. It will only get worse. Next she might want to hold hands...even worse...GASP...kiss in public. Once you get to there then its off to the theater for the Vagina Monologues...you are so fooked.

[owlmerlyn]

Haha... Bros! What a horrible band

You've been pwned

lol

[Styles Bitchly]

They appear to be the butt babies from some deviant Vanilla Ice/Milli Vanilli assbreeding.

Ok, so yer sayin that the Turd Burglar basically missed out on the motherlode when these two wrinkle-neck trouts were hatched?