Live 5 - HoloSasha keeps wanting to convert to 4x4

mike holiday · Post by **mike holiday** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 10:56 am

timothyallan wrote: I KNEW someone would call me on that!! By 4x4 I meant 4 beats evenly spaced in 4 bars, not 4/4 time

as if its hard to mix to the 2 4 snare

colin_h · Post by **colin_h** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:49 pm

timothyallan wrote:
supster wrote: yes, i noticed the "typical uber minimalishe live user" wizard, which automatically deletes all devices capable of quality melodies, drumsounds, or sound design from your hardrive.
Yeah, you mean HoloHawtin. I switched to HoloSasha as I needed a pad sound and HoloHawtin wouldn't permit it.

yo, if you guys are using HoloHawtin and some pop-up
chick asks if you want some tea, just click on 'yes'...
trust me

Tarekith · Post by **Tarekith** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:18 pm

LOL, HoloHawtin:

"I'm sorry, but it appears you have too much happening in your song. Would you like me to remove some tracks for you?"

"It appears you have not turned the bass EQ knob down in 3 minutes, would you like me to do this for you? I can turn it back up 4 bars later if you want"

Not hating, just playing, I'm a huge Hawtin and Plastikman fan.

glenclayton · Post by **glenclayton** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:25 pm

leisuremuffin wrote:

That's funny, cause when i switched to the "Dance Music Fan" wizard, it forced me to stop making music at all and instead gave me a recomendation on where to get a hair cut, a personal trainer, and good deals on cologne and designer clothing.

-lm

For all those in the UK - have you seen the new adverts where house DJ David Guetta advertises some form of hairspray / gel (I kid you not!)

AdamJay · Post by **AdamJay** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:29 pm

you couldn't put a big shiney H on his forehead "Red Dwarf" style?
awww , you gotta SELL the joke man!

mcconaghy · Post by **mcconaghy** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:42 pm

I found, buried inside the code, a Holo-John B. He slices, he dices, he turns all your Drum'n'Bass tracks into Spandau Ballet B-sides!

zeitgeist · Post by **zeitgeist** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 2:58 pm

Tarekith wrote:LOL, HoloHawtin:

"I'm sorry, but it appears you have too much happening in your song. Would you like me to remove some tracks for you?"

"It appears you have not turned the bass EQ knob down in 3 minutes, would you like me to do this for you? I can turn it back up 4 bars later if you want"

This thread rules. So much better than the "Live 5 will cause the collapse of Western civilization" thread.

smart1123 · Post by **smart1123** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 4:11 pm

Finally something worth reading for those who don't have the beta

timothyallan · Post by **timothyallan** » Tue Jun 21, 2005 11:57 pm

mcconaghy wrote:You can swap personalities in the HoloDJ settings. The BT personalities pre-slices your audio, without asking, on the sample level, so you end up with millions upon millions of segments, streched out over millions upon millions of tracks. Sadly, since you don't have several Terrabytes of RAM and aren't working under OS X 10.7 with a Pentium MG 10 CPU, your computer will crash before you can say "What's up with the Hentai hair, dude?"

ROFL that Hentai hair comment kills me, I always wondered how to describe it.

Now I just picture BT in some sort of action jumping pose with a blurred super fast moving background yelling "I will stutter edit your audio because you will not, so I will, because you will not so I will! Ayyyahhhhhhh!!"

-tim