Does Ableton Have Time Stretch??

hoffman2k · Post by **hoffman2k** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 7:20 pm

You blew my mind. (and a funny fuse)

mike holiday · Post by **mike holiday** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 8:08 pm

does time even exist?

i think that is the root of this question...
if there is no time how can you streach it

djadonis206 · Post by **djadonis206** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 8:19 pm

mike holiday wrote:does time even exist?

i think that is the root of this question...
if there is no time how can you streach it

Finally the voice of reason as spoken - the concept of time in and of it's self is...baffling

I was sitting still and the wind flowith against my brow yet time seemed to move me in a direction that I could not fathom ~ was it fate? Not it was time, time, time and time again ~ mans creation to keep black postal workers and asain engineers down ~ mans creation to destroy the almight dinosaur who once ruled the earth invented the internet and flavored condoms ~ time has once again proven tiger woods lives a secret life as a belly dancer slash gay cop ~

time

kabuki · Post by **kabuki** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 8:39 pm

F**k all the quazi-philosophy. This was a DUMB question.

How about this one: How do I enter text into my computer to ask really ill questions to a forum?

HOLY CRAP

Ted 3000 · Post by **Ted 3000** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 9:21 pm

If I was faster to this post I would have gone with either:

1. No, live cannot alter the tempo of audio or MIDI. It works like a fixed bank of 16 virtual CD players. Good luck, DJ!

or

2. Yes, Ableton Live can strech time. It can also save it in a bottle, and hopefully, if you've registered with Ableton, spend it with you.

or

3. Live's time-strecher comes in the same box the installation disc is in. To install it, open your computer case. Find and remove the chip marked "Motorola" and solder the time strecher in it's place. Be sure to use lots of solder, so it really stays in there.

djadonis206 · Post by **djadonis206** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 9:34 pm

Hey - It's TIME to jump in the pool

NAKED!!!!!!!

or it's TIME to make some brownies

or...you get it - I could STRETCH this out as long as it takes...only TIME will tell

peeddrroo · Post by **peeddrroo** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:16 pm

what about that:
if you keep wasting our TIME with stupid questions, you'll end up in a STRETCHER

nobbystylus · Post by **nobbystylus** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:36 pm

i know everyones being a bit smug here.. and god i've asked some absurd questions in my time, but the author of this thread has actually asked 15 questions BEFORE this one.. what else did the fella ask?

sickpuppy · Post by **sickpuppy** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 10:56 pm

my god, the crack pipe's definitely gettin passed round the forum tonight...

can we all lay off it and get back to the beta please

Livewire · Post by **Livewire** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:08 pm

hahaha i'm laughing so hard i'm crying. lol every single one of you made a funny post. keep it up hahaha

Emissary · Post by **Emissary** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:16 pm

who cares about this guys probelem with "stretching" or whatever he on about. back to the point and my reinsatlling of the uninstalled live version on newtork with operator unlocked

borg · Post by **borg** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:21 pm

don't spend too much time in the sun, boys. install yourself in the shade...

hacktheplanet · Post by **hacktheplanet** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:43 pm

mike holiday wrote:does time even exist?

i think that is the root of this question...
if there is no time how can you streach it

my brain exploded

kennerb · Post by **kennerb** » Thu Jun 23, 2005 11:51 pm

If time stretches in the woods can Live hear it?

Livewire · Post by **Livewire** » Fri Jun 24, 2005 12:04 am

wait so Live can stretch time itself? is that why my music gets slower when i bring down the tempo???????? omg what have i done. ive created a paradox.