Tomorrow I'm gonna kill myself...

[Valiumdupeuple]

... because I'm really pissed off about Live 9 not arriving.
No, seriously, wtf is happening here with all of this consumerist crazyness?
I'm tired of seeing all these stupid topics about Live 9: "pro tools is X, Logiq is X" ... bullshit bullshit.
I just want to say that I love what Ableton Live is, I don't want it to be part of this pigs "competition", I just want it to continue being my favorite instrument (after my beloved Telecaster), something with what I like to play music.
Are you asking your doctor to put his finger inside your asshole because your girlfriend has leaved? I assume no; because it's your mother's job and you know that!
So please go have a happy meal if you need more shit instead of coming here to spread your disgusting slaver odor.
Peace, you wankers.

Long life to music!

(sorry for my unperfect english, I haven't improved yet, because I'm waiting for this stupid english learning software to be updated and more glossy - not my fault!)

[flowdesigner]

Reaktor 5 - 2005
Reaktor 5.5 - 2010

[Rationalizer]

...

Wasn't aware that Valium did that. Gimme, gimme, gimme.

[m.o]

Are you asking your doctor to put his finger inside your asshole because your girlfriend has leaved? I assume no; because it's your mother's job and you know that!

... what?

[evangelink]

Are you asking your doctor to put his finger inside your asshole because your girlfriend has leaved? I assume no; because it's your mother's job and you know that!

... what?

I don't think it's a mothers job to finger your asshole. At least my mother never has.

[3dot...]

no talent...or sense of humor.. maybe you should really off yourself..


(kidding)

[Valiumdupeuple]

I don't think it's a mothers job to finger your asshole. At least my mother never has.

Really!!!!

no talent...or sense of humor.. maybe you should really off yourself..


(kidding)

Of course I'll do it, tomorrow as I said. I just wanted to express myself before I colappse.
Bye, I have to go and ask my mother a special gift before resting in piss.

[3dot...]

don't do it. we hardly got a chance to know you..
don't worry ... Live9 is coming.. I promise !

[kb420]

It'll get here when it gets here. No need to panic!!!!

[3dot...]

2001...george w bush
2009...barack obama

sometimes we have to sit back and wait.

wow...that's kindof grim..

[infiniteB]

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[Mage2k]

Are you asking your doctor to put his finger inside your asshole because your girlfriend has leaved? I assume no; because it's your mother's job and you know that!

... what?

I don't think it's a mothers job to finger your asshole. At least my mother never has.

I guess she doesn't love you enough...

[macmurphy]

@Valiumdupeuple - thanks for that fantastic post, it made me smile and brightened up my morning

[crofter]

I don't think it's a mothers job to finger your asshole. At least my mother never has.

Really!!!!

no talent...or sense of humor.. maybe you should really off yourself..


(kidding)

Of course I'll do it, tomorrow as I said.

Live 9 comes out the day after tomorrow.

[salatspinatra]

Wait, I have a solution for you: next time post your topic header on some Weight Lifting forum. You'll find that they don't give a shit what you have to say over there either.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=342770

Rule of thumb on humor: if no one's laughing, it probably wasn't funny. Seriously, if you need real help, let us AND a professional know. That goes for anyone here. Otherwise, for crying wolf, your opinion on just about anything looses all credibility with me. Trust me, I'm holding back the real insults just in case your confidence is really as small these antics appear to be. For that, you're already in karmic debt.