how much time do you spend looking for your lighter daily?

[regretfullySaid]

Doesn't anybody have pockets???? Even if you're naked you still have a pocket!

[Forge.]

Even if you're naked you still have a pocket!

[rikhyray]

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the trick is to make them think that your ex did it all the time and that was one of your favorite things about your her... don't forget to stare off into space with a confusing but possibly pleased look on your face when sharing this [fictitious] piece of your past. <-- very important if you get that last part wrong this will be your current girlfriend's favorite thing about your old girlfriend too :x

Excellent tip, with multiple application potential.

[hangar17]

My lighters seem to mysteriously disappear into other pockets not including mine own

[Komodovaran]

Doesn't anybody have pockets???? Even if you're naked you still have a pocket!

But where do I hide the drugs then?

[regretfullySaid]

In your brain, silly.

Seriously though you guys are sick, I was talking about the mouth.
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