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regretfullySaid · Post by **regretfullySaid** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:06 pm

"I'll have one with everything."

aisling · Post by **aisling** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:24 pm

but if you hold the anchovies and hot peppers, might be more of the "middle way".....

regretfullySaid · Post by **regretfullySaid** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:46 pm

heh, yeah, anchovies and hot peppers may trigger kundalini; wrong place, wrong time.

aisling · Post by **aisling** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:15 pm

The temptation is pure MAYA!

regretfullySaid · Post by **regretfullySaid** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 5:35 pm

Aye, but then we're given senses, why not humor them?
Bacon, onions, green peppers, pineapple and 1 extra misc is my shit.
You?

H20nly · Post by **H20nly** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 6:52 pm

the truth is... there is no pizza.

regretfullySaid · Post by **regretfullySaid** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:33 pm

Ugh. I have a long way to go, Master.

aisling · Post by **aisling** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:31 am

H20nly wrote:the truth is... there is no pizza.

It might be an illusion but I had pizza 3 times this week already....

salami, onion, pepper, olive and extra garlic....
barbecue chicken...
pineapple, pepperoni and jalapeno peppers...

regretfullySaid · Post by **regretfullySaid** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 4:56 am

OMFG that sounds like a delicious illusion

onek · Post by **onek** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:47 am

shadx312 wrote:"I'll have one with everything."

In the australian telling the Dalai Lama goes up to a hotdog stand and says:

"Make me one with everything."

...The hotdog vendor says "That'll be five dollars."

The Dalai Lama gives him a ten dollar note which the hotdog seller pockets.

"Where's my change?" Says the Dalai Lama

"Ah!" says the hotdog seller. "Change comes from within..."

aisling · Post by **aisling** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 11:58 am

In jersey when I lived there, the Dali Lama walked into a bar and said, "hey Joey give me a fuckin absolute and cranberry"

Angstrom · Post by **Angstrom** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:13 pm

onek wrote:
shadx312 wrote:"I'll have one with everything."
In the australian telling the Dalai Lama goes up to a hotdog stand and says:

"Make me one with everything."

...The hotdog vendor says "That'll be five dollars."

The Dalai Lama gives him a ten dollar note which the hotdog seller pockets.

"Where's my change?" Says the Dalai Lama

"Ah!" says the hotdog seller. "Change comes from within..."

yes, I think that is the actual joke.

shadx312 wrote:"I'll have one with everything."

like hearing my mum telling a joke and not actually understanding what makes the punchline funny.

"no wait, the pizza guy says, or is the other guy, hmm, no. Anyway - he says I want the special with everything on it"

no dammit. NO!

regretfullySaid · Post by **regretfullySaid** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:27 pm

Well aren't i just a huge pile of suck.
Wasn't aware of the original joke.
Gonna drown myself in illusions now.
- Mum

crumhorn · Post by **crumhorn** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 12:36 pm

In a similar vein how does bob marley like his doughnuts ?

regretfullySaid · Post by **regretfullySaid** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:00 pm

High.

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