iPhone5

[sporkles]

I think I can contribute something here:

OMFG. Pants. Retard. This. OMFG.

[beats me]

RETARD IS THE NEW 'PANTS'

beats, verdict? Yay or Nay?

Pants.

[beats me]

I think I can contribute something here:

OMFG. Pants. Retard. This. OMFG.

That's the first slide in the keynote once Apple is done with the first 45 minutes of breaking their arm patting themselves on the back.

[ian_halsall]

Hey rikhyray - you are a cock

Run along back to the playground so the adults can talk.

If you read what he said to me you would understand that my comment was fully justified.

I am normally the epitome of restraint and good manners but when someone pretends to know me who knows nothing about me then...

[rikhyray]

Wrong estimation, quod erat demonstrandum, not normal individual, as in "I dont bother what label on the bunch of wires I use" at all but indeed one of those obsessed category with slightly hidden yet serious complexes. Not to mention that using profanities online is nothing less then, expression of own weakness, impotence, mental and of all other sorts in offline life.

[ian_halsall]

I started using ICL VME in 1988, moved onto IBM MVS and Sequent UNIX in 1991. Spent the next 12 or so years working on Solaris and windows PCs. Dabbled with LINUX. Spent more than 10 years writing c/c++ and perl. Now write most of my code in c#/dotnet. Expert in Oracle, Sybase and SQL Server.

[rozling]

[LoopStationZebra]

TOMORROW, PEOPLE.

[H20nly]

I think I can contribute something here:

OMFG. Pants. Retard. This. OMFG.

this really sums things up.
i feel as though we've fast forwarded about 10 - 15 pages.
...and surely LSZ's carpal tunnel is feeling the relief.

keep up the good work sporkles!



if you'd like to try this at home here's the recipe:

2 tablespoons of over used and abbreviated girly saying
1 slightly abused pants (beat-en)
1 lb offensive slight with a twist of could be your relative
1 cup DJSyncrous slogan

mix the ingredients bake at 420 for 69 minutes... Voilà! politically incorrect humanitarianism pie.

[LoopStationZebra]

SPORK SPORK SPORK!

[beats me]

In less than 24 hours…..















Samsung will have filed its first of many lawsuits.


When they should have instead walked on stage to hand Apple one of those giant novelty checks with $1,000,000,000 written on it.

[LoopStationZebra]

[LoopStationZebra]

TOMORROW IS WHEN THE HAPPINESS BEGINS MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sporkles]

Damnit... I thought we had restricted access to 'alternative medicine' on all his iDevices!

[beats me]

First things first.

Credit card in hand. IN HAND!

Second.

I funded this adapter cable on kickstarter many months ago that just arrived in the mail on Monday...





...that will be obsolete and incompatible by the end of today.





But I only got it to use with my iPod Classic at work anyway, so tongue face at all the "how dare Apple change a decades old adapter!" whiners.