Why are mac users generally cunts?

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Post by mosca » Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:21 pm

cunt is an old norse word i believe for 'womanhood or female'

anyone who is intouch with their female side is in fact a cunt, odin was a cunt apparently (cant remember the ins and outs of it all)

it's not really an insult, sounds good when you say it in a scottish accent tho

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PS : my hypno boobs get censored and yet no one has piped up about the word cunt! what is this place coming to?

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Post by warabunga » Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:24 pm

FI
please change your name. I am swiss, I hope you´re not... if you are, I could kick your but 1 to 1?
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Post by forge » Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:25 pm

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actually looks quite nice like that doesnt it? like thai or vietnamese writing or something.

the question is, does most of it say cunt, untc or tcun?

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Post by hoffman2k » Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:57 pm

warabunga wrote:FI
please change your name. I am swiss, I hope you´re not... if you are, I could kick your but 1 to 1?
I thought you guys where neutral :wink:

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Post by Chris J » Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:57 pm

mosca wrote:cunt is an old norse word
no it's not :wink:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunt
check history
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Post by hoffman2k » Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:58 pm

Chris J wrote:
mosca wrote:cunt is an old norse word
no it's not :wink:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunt
check history
actually it is

Check a dictionary. It's related to the word "kunta"

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Post by telekom » Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:02 pm

mosca wrote:cunt is an old norse word i believe for 'womanhood or female'
Another etymology (woo get me..) is that it's old English for 'source', as in a spring or well. Which fits in with the symbolic reference to the female anatomy as well as the kinda bronze age/pagan associations of digging deep into 'mother earth' (this is explained by Julian Cope in The Modern Antiquarian. Go Julian ya nutter!)
PS : my hypno boobs get censored and yet no one has piped up about the word cunt! what is this place coming to?
DJRetard objected to it earlier. He didn't insist on the hypno boobs coming back though. :) Maybe you should stick them on a webpage and put the link in your signature. Just as long as David fucking Hasselhoff doesn't come back ... :roll:
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Post by Chris J » Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:06 pm

hoffman2k wrote:
Chris J wrote:
mosca wrote:cunt is an old norse word
no it's not :wink:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunt
check history
actually it is

Check a dictionary. It's related to the word "kunta"
"Cunt is an old Germanic word, and appeared as cunte in Middle English and kunta in Old Norse "

that means it's not an old norse word, doesn't it ?
kunta is but not cunt
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Post by hoffman2k » Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:14 pm

Chris J wrote:
hoffman2k wrote:
Chris J wrote: no it's not :wink:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cunt
check history
actually it is

Check a dictionary. It's related to the word "kunta"
"Cunt is an old Germanic word, and appeared as cunte in Middle English and kunta in Old Norse "

that means it's not an old norse word, doesn't it ?
Like i said before. This forum is full of smart-asses.
I'm lmao while i'm typing this.
Threads get huge on this forum. Mostly due to the fact that most of us have to have the last word.

I love it :wink:

(btw. if it appeared before that. What is "kunta" then? A new word? I don't have to have a master degree in germanic languages to know that all our germanic languages affect eachother. I probably live in the epicenter of all of those languages.)

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Post by mosca » Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:17 pm

Indeed, I take issue with ignorant Creedist put-downs of Islam just the same as I take issue with ignorant Creedist put-downs of Christianity. Get yer fax right! For example, Cradle of Filth’s rubbish song "Jesus is a Cunt" was clearly bullshit and bogus. Jesus was many things but the last thing he was, was a cunt. Look into THE MODERN ANTIQUARIAN (Ch. 4.34), and you will see clearly stated the language roots of the word ‘cunt’. Cunt is a word of the Goddess, and alludes to birth and the bringing forth of life, ideas, etc; hence its relationship with the modern ‘conduit’, its lingering tainting of the female word ‘cunning’, and the reason for Hinduism having a Goddess named Kunti.

Jesus Christ was a patriarchal prophet as anti-female as we can imagine, so, contrary to Cradle of Filth’s determined assertion, Jesus was certainly not a cunt.

Mohammed also was not a cunt.

Neither was Moses a cunt, nor was Zarathustra a cunt.

However, from evidence in The Norse Myths, it can certainly be asserted that Odin in his earliest guise was definitely a cunt, as were (of course) Freyja and Frigg, from whom he seems to have learned a great deal. One of the main reasons I claim to be Odinist is because of his roots as a powerful God steeped in the female traditions. This manifests in his position as bringer of the poem or Ode, and in his clandestine practise of the female magic known as seething.

Many modern artists could be said to be conduits or ‘cunts’, dependent on how we view their roots. I would claim, for example, that the very patriarchal and compassionless artist Damien Hirst is clearly not a cunt, whereas Tracey Emin surely is. Nick Cave is in no way a cunt, whilst I clearly am a real cunt. The Stooges were never cunts but the MC5 were cunts every one (even changing the lyrical content of some of their songs because women found them unrighteous).

Okay, I’ll clear off now, while I’m still making sense to y’all. Have a magically merry Winter Festival and think of the Shiny Guy once in a while. As Robert Graves once pointed out, worship of Jesus can be fairly easy if you think of him as having been brought forth from the unseeded cunt of the Virgin Goddess.
perhaps

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Post by Chris J » Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:25 pm

hoffman2k wrote:
Chris J wrote:
hoffman2k wrote: actually it is

Check a dictionary. It's related to the word "kunta"
"Cunt is an old Germanic word, and appeared as cunte in Middle English and kunta in Old Norse "

that means it's not an old norse word, doesn't it ?
Like i said before. This forum is full of smart-asses.
I'm lmao while i'm typing this.
Threads get huge on this forum. Mostly due to the fact that most of us have to have the last word.

I love it :wink:

(btw. if it appeared before that. What is "kunta" then? A new word? I don't have to have a master degree in germanic languages to know that all our germanic languages affect eachother. I probably live in the epicenter of all of those languages.)
there's nothing smart here. It says originated as cunt in germanic, and appeared as kunta, which means it didn't originate as kunta, get it ?

I guess if the dictionnary said "cunt is an old norse word and kunta appeared in germanic,"
you would have said that cunt was germanic I imagine.


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Post by SimonPHC » Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:25 pm

Ah Yes!!

another stupid thread to make a pointless post ('cause most of the others are) about ....

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Post by hoffman2k » Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:31 pm

Chris J wrote:
hoffman2k wrote:
Chris J wrote: "Cunt is an old Germanic word, and appeared as cunte in Middle English and kunta in Old Norse "

that means it's not an old norse word, doesn't it ?
Like i said before. This forum is full of smart-asses.
I'm lmao while i'm typing this.
Threads get huge on this forum. Mostly due to the fact that most of us have to have the last word.

I love it :wink:

(btw. if it appeared before that. What is "kunta" then? A new word? I don't have to have a master degree in germanic languages to know that all our germanic languages affect eachother. I probably live in the epicenter of all of those languages.)
there's nothing smart here. It says originated as cunt in germanic, and appeared as kunta, which means it didn't originate as kunta, get it ?

I guess if the dictionnary said "cunt is an old norse word and kunta appeared in germanic,"
you would have said that cunt was germanic I imagine.


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Jesus chris.
Mosca said it IS an old norse word.
He didn't say it originated from that. And neither did I. :roll:

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Post by hoffman2k » Fri Jul 15, 2005 5:42 pm

So thats why you guys never promise any features.
It's not because you cant. It's because you just have to be the best. :wink:

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