The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

[john gordon]

As long as the music is good who cares how he plays it,turn around and talk to a girl and enjoy the music. I could never last a minute listening to Jordan getting his rocks off,same with listening to any hard rock or long hair wanker band.fuk metal as well,I'd rather hear 2 dogs humping than to listen to rock.wankers...

I see we have at least one faggot DJ in the thread

yup,that's me!!

[daddytang]

and while we are on the JR discussion will someone please make dream theater go away.

[LoopStationZebra]

As long as the music is good who cares how he plays it,turn around and talk to a girl and enjoy the music. I could never last a minute listening to Jordan getting his rocks off,same with listening to any hard rock or long hair wanker band.fuk metal as well,I'd rather hear 2 dogs humping than to listen to rock.wankers...

explain

[LoopStationZebra]

faggot

explain

[john gordon]

As long as the music is good who cares how he plays it,turn around and talk to a girl and enjoy the music. I could never last a minute listening to Jordan getting his rocks off,same with listening to any hard rock or long hair wanker band.fuk metal as well,I'd rather hear 2 dogs humping than to listen to rock.wankers...

explain

Too high and tired on the beach in Jamaica for an explanation,but I will tell you the weed is pretty nice right now.

[john gordon]

faggot

explain

I'm from SF so I must be gay.

[Quiggers]

i dont know why manufacturers get him to endorse stuff, he's glam rock on a keyboard.

[H20nly]

i dont know why manufacturers get him to endorse stuff, he's glam rock on a keyboard.

right, which is the same reason why Bret Michaels from Poison endorses county fairs... he's glam rock on a stick...

...covered in fat...

... over priced...

... but completely affordable...

[pulsoc]

john gordon i want your life

[john gordon]

john gordon i want your life

I'll sell you my push after I've had it for a week,for a great price,

[crumhorn]

who the hell is Jordan Rudess???

this

[UltimateOutsider]

who the hell is Jordan Rudess???

Behold:

[rakim87]

I mean... the guy has no taste, but you can't deny that he has great technique. As a keyboard player, I can appreciate this even though what he plays is usually pretty stupid.

I'd much rather see a musician play something gay than watch some DJ faggot press a button.

music can sex other music? how's gay? explains?

[earthloop]

Jordan Rudess shows you how to play Push like a rock star!!!

http://www.macprovideo.com/tutorial/pus ... the-limits

[beats me]

i dont know why manufacturers get him to endorse stuff, he's glam rock on a keyboard.

Probably because he’s the only electronic keyboardist on the planet who knows how to play keyboard instead of clicking around in the piano roll in a DAW with scale and chord plug-ins in the chain.