The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

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Re: The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

Post by Styles Bitchly » Tue Apr 02, 2013 1:18 am

LoopStationZebra wrote:Whatever talent the guy has is far outweighed and overshadowed by his constant SHILLING. It's beyond just trying to make an extra buck or two...it's a nonstop and meaningless plethora of endorsement sound bytes:

THIS APP IS AWESOME!
I'M REALLY INSPIRED BY THIS UNIT!
FINALLY A WALL OF SOUND FOR UNDER $100!!!!

Zzzzzz.


Personally I find the guy's playing to be utterly soulless. He's like the Steve Vai of keys - it's all by the numbers chops that you honestly fucking forget just 30sec later. He did some Christmas song awhile back using one of his apps that was so mind numbingly awful that I was gouging out my ear drums after the first 20 sec.

Soul. Less.

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Re: The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

Post by aisling » Tue Apr 02, 2013 4:45 am

^ kind of has that AXL Rose calling the Eagles of Death metal, The Pigeons of Shit, vibe....
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Re: The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

Post by BoddAH » Tue Apr 02, 2013 8:50 am

As long as he doesn't sell out I'll always love Jordan Rudess(TM).

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Re: The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

Post by john gordon » Tue Apr 02, 2013 2:00 pm

Thank u all for keeping this thread alive!!

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Re: The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

Post by H20nly » Wed Apr 03, 2013 7:58 pm

i just saw a Jordan Rudess cake at the super market.

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Re: The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

Post by Styles Bitchly » Wed Apr 03, 2013 8:59 pm

Sears sells a Jordan Rudess signature jock strap in the sports department and I'm pining for one.

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Re: The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

Post by aisling » Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:11 pm

Styles Bitchly wrote:Sears sells a Jordan Rudess signature jock strap in the sports department and I'm pining for one.
is that the one with the 5db package boost? On my birthday list!
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Re: The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

Post by Styles Bitchly » Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:41 am

aisling wrote:
Styles Bitchly wrote:Sears sells a Jordan Rudess signature jock strap in the sports department and I'm pining for one.
is that the one with the 5db package boost? On my birthday list!
That's the one! :D

Word on the street is that Rudess collaborated with Petrucci on a new and improved "MathRock Edition" of that strap. It makes everything go to 11.

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Re: The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

Post by H20nly » Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:46 am

the only problem being, you can't tell it apart from the Meth Rock Edition.

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Re: The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

Post by john gordon » Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:00 am

Will Jordan ever work with Psy? This would be something fantastic.

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Re: The I would rather die than to see Jordan Rudess ever thread

Post by Ableton_David » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:39 am

Locking this thread due to homophobic/sexist comments. Let's all take a look at the community guidelines again: viewtopic.php?f=40&t=155041

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