Do you have no talent whatsoever?

[Angstrom]

Surely this is a joke. Tell me this is a joke.

http://producerfactory.com/index.php

it's not a joke is it.

[simmerdown]

what does talent have to do with it?

[Angstrom]

nothing at all I guess

[andydes]

Thanks for the link. I'm all over that!







It's Friday night and sunny in London, but I think I'll just stay in and eat half a kilo of chocolate.

[102455]

Oh yeah, they're bound to be really fantastic "career building" tracks aren't they - if they're prepared to let someone else profit from them!

Can't be any good anyway, they haven't got any Drum & Bass.

[andydes]

Well this part is half true-

What used to be available only for the top DJ is now open to all artists

Although I doubt it's going to be of the same quality as when *big name of the day* gets someone to write and produce their album.

[jbodango]

From the site's FAQ:

You can pay using 100 different payment options.

That's cutting edge stuff. I wonder if they will allow payment by Bitcoin? Or even more baller would be barter.

[abletoon]

This is nothing new, in literary circles it's called ghostwriting.
Maybe this is a vision of the future of EDM ...ghost producing!
Well,at least you get more of a social life this way!

[Forge.]

my first thought was is it april 1 or maybe the onion

then I could just see the tragic desperation in the producers who came up with that as a way of trying to actually earn a living from their music: "if I can't get paid by labels to release my tunes, then maybe I can con some talentless twats into buying them instead"

[H20nly]

oh my... desperation incarnate.

[nathannn]

Did you try checking out the music? Theres nothing.

[Bagatell]

Of course, once you have "your" track, you'll need to pay some names to review it.

[knotkranky]

It's gotta be some 14yo kid.

[stringtapper]

This is nothing new, in literary circles it's called ghostwriting.

It's nothing new in music either, particularly in film scoring. Hans Zimmer has a whole team of people working for him, some of them unpaid intern lackeys.

[H20nly]

Did you try checking out the music? Theres nothing.

which is exactly how their customers arrive at their site.