Kaiser Soze is a high post count member. who is he?

[DJRetard]

this is obviously aimed at the famous five one of which includes Keyzer Soze

the famous five?

the top 5 highest post counts are from:

AdamJay
forge
hoffman2k
Machinate

Keyzer Soze has like twenty or thirty posts. how is he a top five?
OOOOOH, he pissed you off so you have to throw a tantrum. THATS how he's a top five.
Is it time for a nap too? do i need to get your blankie?

and of the ACTUAL top 5, all have posted music on this forum. you just have to use the search function to find it. With exception of course to Alex, who works at Ableton. I don't think he needs to prove his talents, but i wouldn't put it past you to ask him to post his music.

You post five names so that these people will turn against me. You can go really low man. The lowest part is mentioning Alex from Ableton. Alex was never a suspect and to suggest so says a lot about your character.

As Always you try and manipulate a situation to your benefit and take everything out of context. Then your fellowship dives in to sort out people like me. Hah!.

When did I say it was one of the HIGHEST five member posters? I said kasier is a high post counter under his usual alais. Get your facts straight.

This has nothing to do with me being peeved at one guys dislike of my tune. read the thread and you can see for yourself. Kaiser will be outed not for what he said on the forum but for what he said in Pms to me. I just waited, looked and came to conclusions.

You always were a suspect.

I suggest you remove Alex name from your list. What a wanky thing to do

[kabuki]

You said "The High Five"...

I think this guy is having a laugh.

He can't be serious.

Seriously.

You CAN'T be serious.

[AdamJay]

this is obviously aimed at the famous five one of which includes Keyzer Soze

the famous five?

the top 5 highest post counts are from:

AdamJay
forge
hoffman2k
Machinate

Keyzer Soze has like twenty or thirty posts. how is he a top five?
OOOOOH, he pissed you off so you have to throw a tantrum. THATS how he's a top five.
Is it time for a nap too? do i need to get your blankie?

and of the ACTUAL top 5, all have posted music on this forum. you just have to use the search function to find it. With exception of course to Alex, who works at Ableton. I don't think he needs to prove his talents, but i wouldn't put it past you to ask him to post his music.

You post five names so that these people will turn against me. You can go really low man. The lowest part is mentioning Alex from Ableton. Alex was never a suspect and to suggest so says a lot about your character.

As Always you try and manipulate a situation to your benefit and take everything out of context. Then your fellowship dives in to sort out people like me. Hah!.

When did I say it was one of the HIGHEST five member posters? I said kasier is a high post counter under his usual alais. Get your facts straight.

This has nothing to do with me being peeved at one guys dislike of my tune. read the thread and you can see for yourself. Kaiser will be outed not for what he said on the forum but for what he said in Pms to me. I just waited, looked and came to conclusions.

You always were a suspect.

I suggest you remove Alex name from your list. What a wanky thing to do

okay before you changed the subject name of this thread, it was titled "High Post Count Members music"

in that title post you say

this is obviously aimed at the famous five

i was led to believe you meant the 5 contributors with the highest post count.

and i am honored you think of me as Gandalf and that i have a "fellowship". Lord of the Rings was a great book. But it was indeed a work of fiction, the sooner you seperate the real world from the book world, the sooner you will find your offender (i'll give you a hint: its not a hobbit!)

[telekom]

Well, I'm sure the fact that the forum now has its very own Agatha Christie Thread is quite entertaining, but seriously man... DJ Retard, I'm sorry I think you missed the target here mate. With the greatest of respect, I think the advice given by others above is sound - forget it man. If KS offended you in PMs then report him/her to Ableton and click delete. You sound very offended by what happened so I assume you were pretty badly abused in these messages. Well what are you advised to do if you get a prank caller on the phone? Put the phone down and don't respond. By now KS is probably totally happy having provoked a response from you. Ignore the asshole.

I was a bit bemused by the "i am spartacus" angle here... but DJR, I can't believe you actually accuse people of dressing up as this guy. I really think that of all people Adamjay is very unlikely to do this kinda thing. I've always enjoyed his posts and he seems like a straight up dude, just like the vast majority of other peeps on this forum. Whether you have a reason to suspect anybody or not, the fact you try to "out" people on a public forum is pretty uncool. I think Adam's reponses should give you something to think on - If you had accused other people like you did Adam and Hoffman and Machinate, you would have got your eyebrows flamed off.

My main point? Forget KS. Your tune was a belter and with the constructive comments made by other people here I'm sure you've taken it to the next level. So I really think you've gained massively out of this - lots of good support for a well made tune, good crack between other forum users, and (if I read your posts correctly) a release!!! Did your tune really get picked up? If so I'm personally really chuffed for you. So get on enjoying how brilliant that must feel and forget all the minor shit of having a peabrained psycho trying to rain on your parade.

So what's the details of your tune being released? It's brilliant news man. What's happening?

BTW no offence meant, I just want you to enjoy the good things. But I really strongly think you stood in the poo when you started slinging accusations at people.

[anonymouse]

He personally went for me from the word go and when I posted the tune he decided now is his moment to attack me. Searching though all my posts I came across 4 or 5 people who took offence at what I said and those four or five have a similiar style to Kasier. It was only later on in the thread that Kasier dropped his guard and his writing style changed. The clues are not only what he says but the way he quotes.

hes a coward of the highest order and is a member here who has respect and has a high post count under his usual alais.

I want to hear his music. If its good I will say so, if its not then Im going to give him an honest opinion as to why I think its not good. This guy said he could make a better tune with Ejay software. Let hear it then Keyzer.

As you read this thread notice how one individual tried to change the thread tac immediately. Note that later on another couple of posters try and change the thread tact. I wonder if there are four or five individuals pm each other to conjure up plans. One does the dirty deed first and then is backed up by his mates. Does anyone think this is a mad idea? Its not. Over at the psw it happens all the time except there its fun there and we dont send malicious Pms. Kaisers Pms of which I mostly deleted had to be read to be believed. I say with seriousness that guy has deep problems and shoudl seek help. I wont post his PMs its completely against my principle to do so no matter who it is.

But most of all dont take this seriously. This is not real life I just want to catch this shyster.

All of the above sounds like Craig from Big Brother UK. Insecure, anal and with an unhealthily introverted sense of self. Grow up DJRetard. You are sounding like a complete twat. You may cause potential Ableton customers to visualise BB Craig monologing about people "attacking" him and "conspiracies" as a typical bedroom Abe user.

I can just imagine DJRetard flicking his limp wrists, rolling his mascara'ed eyes and shimmying his hips as he "goes off" about "his issues".

Or maybe I should watch less BB.

[telekom]

Or maybe I should watch less BB.

Jesus mouse, everyone should watch less BB.

Also going back to the thread title, what has high post count got to do with KS haveing 23 posts? I don't understand the logic of all this. Aahh! I'm getting sucked in! OK I've said my bit, time to go.

[djadonis206]

I've never read nor seen Harry Potter or Lord of Rings so...

Yeah, this is so...yeah

to bad I keep reading it

anywayz

Does anyone know Carl Cox's optometrist?

ad

[AdamJay]

Does anyone know Carl Cox's optometrist?

yea man, all us techno guys see the same fellow for our spectic's.
do you need a referal?

[anonymouse]

Or maybe I should watch less BB.

Jesus mouse, everyone should watch less BB.

Also going back to the thread title, what has high post count got to do with KS haveing 23 posts? I don't understand the logic of all this. Aahh! I'm getting sucked in! OK I've said my bit, time to go.

I haven't really read any of this, but I can only conclude that the fragile DJLeotard got some negative feedback for his Live-out and this affront has caused him to get a ladder in his tights. There is going to be hell to pay if DJLeotard ever gets his blood red fingernails within inches of this KS dude.

End Of. (As Craig would say)

[DJRetard]

I will be revealing who Kaiser is any moment now.

[anonymouse]

I will be revealing who Kaiser is any moment now.

you go girl

[telekom]

I will be revealing who Kaiser is any moment now.

Oh Purleeeeeeeze....

[djadonis206]

Does anyone know Carl Cox's optometrist?

yea man, all us techno guys see the same fellow for our spectic's.
do you need a referal?

Marco Carola doesn't wear glasses

I was sure you'd have done the lazer surgery by now

later


a

[Machinate]

Is it yourself?

(damn. Got sucked in again )

[AdamJay]

Does anyone know Carl Cox's optometrist?

yea man, all us techno guys see the same fellow for our spectic's.
do you need a referal?

Marco Carola doesn't wear glasses

I was sure you'd have done the lazer surgery by now

later


a

nah you see thats the wierd paradox that is techno.
as much as we enjoy using the latest greatest technology such as ableton live, finalscratch/serato, etc. we still must hold on to past technologies that have helped to shape the identity of techno.

technics 1200s and nerdy eye wear