Adam jay or Hoffman is Kaiser.

thx1138 · Post by **thx1138** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:48 pm

LOFA wrote: I think we need to come up with an Ableton Gang sign, (you know, like the crips?) to show the world how bad-ass we really are, while we eat potato chips and talk about actually making electronic music.

Check the realness

telekom · Post by **telekom** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:58 pm

heh heh
would be even better with a Live logo on the palm of his hand...

hey, there's a rumble over at the old cubase place...

telekom · Post by **telekom** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:01 pm

Oh fuck sorry guys I just bumped this one (and again). Didn't realise I was posting in THIS thread. Ah shit. Oh time for bed I think...

bytheriver · Post by **bytheriver** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:28 pm

I'd like to take this oppertunity to point out I have completely and utterly NO success, and no one knows who I am.

I'm just a guy who prefers playing around with beats and composistion in his bedroom and expressing himself as best he can, over watching crap on TV.

I dont think thats anything for anyone to be ashamed of, in fact i'm proud thats how I choose to spend my time and money.

*makes a crazy ableton guy hand sign*

Machinate · Post by **Machinate** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:44 am

bytheriver wrote:*makes a crazy ableton guy hand sign*

Hey, he looks just like a guy I saw at A COCK - the Annual Covert Operators Convention in Kingston:

marky · Post by **marky** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:16 am

I vote we get Ableton to (under the harrassment clause of signing up for the forum) track down DJretards IP address and threaten to expose him and his website to the rest of the forum if he doesn't leave.

thx1138 · Post by **thx1138** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:20 am

Pure class!

smutek · Post by **smutek** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 2:39 am

What the hell?

What the stinking hell?

Ambioun - Techno Man · Post by **Ambioun - Techno Man** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:04 am

DJ Retard, just put the lotion in the basket.
The DJ Retard puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

FaX-01 · Post by **FaX-01** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:17 am

DJRetard wrote:Yes people, thats who it is. Im 99% certain and I have a little story for you all. Please read this carefully it reveals much about kaiser/Adam Jays character. Of course he will come on all smiles as if it means nothing. In my world this guy is a shyster.

Message to Adam Jay

Do you remember a little incident at OSX.com. You came on a thread and blasted a noob for no reason. That Noob was me I responded with no malice or anger and then what do you do.

You cut and copy your release catalog from your website and post it on the thread saying stuff like Carl Cox has played my tunes, I have made all these records, I am well respected and you are nothing and on and on you went

Your so desperate you even tried to make your four track EPs look like seperate releases. each track was indicated as if it were an actual release on its own. I have never ever seem anyone on any forum, magazine, website do that except you.

You have no idea how hilarious that was to me Your intention was to show this noob that you know far better and dare I say anything you dont agree with.

Ahaaa, but I responded and gave you a clue as to who I am. Well not a clue as such, I told you who I am and for the first time ever someone shut your wide open opinionated mouth and gave your ass a well deserved kicking.
You didnt respond after that because my release schedule and experience completely dwarves yours.

You took the bait on this thread and so did Hoffman. What both of you dont say speaks volumes to me.

One of you is Kaiser. That I have no doubt!

So Jay/kaiser/hoffman, shut the fuck up. Your both Clowns

readers

Read this post carefully before commenting. Read what Im saying and think----------what other artist do you know of who would post his release schedule to make a noob look stupid-------I wouldnt, Adam Jay DOES. hes goa a little fellowship ring going on in here except it wasnt made in the bowels of Mordor, it was made in their arses. A ring of bullshit..

As for you Hoffman, your arse is so far up Ajs arse I reckon your head is now in Seattle. Im still waiting to hear some of your music.

I will not comment again about this. my work is done.

Nowim off to make music, I might even post something

Show some maturity mate.
Secondly you have absolutely no solid proof.
You're just coming off as vindictive .
Or do you always have to have the last say ?
Believe it or not the rest of us really couldn't give a shit about what happened where , to whom and whatever it was that happened.
This is interenet land.
It IS NOT indicative of the real world.
Show some maturity or stop spamming the forum with bullshit flamewars from a galaxy far far away.

Kage · Post by **Kage** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:24 am

This thread is hilarious.. from what I gather, the only one that's looking for any sort of attention is this djretard fellow..

Adam is the man, and that's for sure..

colin_h · Post by **colin_h** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 3:37 am

funny how the threads that are started by
them thar complete and utter mouth-breathin',
knuckle-draggin', and ham-fisted troglodytes are
the most entertaining/exasperating...

Chris J · Post by **Chris J** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:54 pm

Yes Retard's post is kinda weird, but the responses are on the same if not much lower level...

reading you guys makes me remember games in the schoolyard, thanks for the souvenirs

Madame Leroc · Post by **Madame Leroc** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:39 pm

je suis Kaiser !

trash · Post by **trash** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 1:50 pm

djadonis206 wrote:
trash wrote:carl cox has played my tunes ???
man if carl cox played my tunes
i would probably hang myself...

Don't ever use the lords name in vain again (!)

you got problems buddy!
your quality control circuits are going wrong..

djadonis206 wrote: if this guy in this moment was playing one of my jams I'd probably call my parents thank them for a wonderful life, shake Carls hand and point at all my friends with Glee and quietly go on to the afterlife complete and satisfied

but I'm going to keep making music and trying until one day Carl does!

ad

WOW!!!

errmmmm i didnt know there were people like this...
thanks for opening my eyes to the human race
the diversity is good
we need people like you to make people like me look good

just kiddin

thx ?? is that you ?
boy your weed is good

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