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lowshelf · Post by **lowshelf** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 5:42 pm

Presentation slides giving a condensed take-home message of the speaker's babble are so passé. BRING THE MIME ARTISTS.

lowshelf · Post by **lowshelf** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 5:45 pm

Laser etched on the bottom, 'Assembled on Kamino.'

regretfullySaid · Post by **regretfullySaid** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 5:48 pm

Yes!

So finally the stream comes in 45 minutes later, and they're showing a demo on the iPad. It's probably safe to say it isn't the new one, but I'm going to say either way that I don't care if it's nice to have a place for your fingers to not get on screen, but a bezel will always make a tablet look like an old piece of crap. Bezel is not synonymous with futuristic.

Tarekith · Post by **Tarekith** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 5:50 pm

Garageband gets Drummer from Logic, I bet no one saw that coming!

lowshelf · Post by **lowshelf** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 5:57 pm

No one lets you do what you can do in Keynote in any other app.

Really? Is that just some, innate law of the universe?? So say I'm in Costa Coffee f-cking with PowerPoint, and I try adding a keyframed animation with a more realistic tween... But ahhhh sh--, a random horde of passers-by and strangers charge at me in a rage, yelling "WE WON'T LET YOU DO THAT KEYNOTE SHIT IN POWERPOINT!" F-ck!!!

Maybe I misunderstood.

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:00 pm

I’m a little confused on the iWork and iLife app updates. Says they are free with the purchase of a Mac or idevice. But if you already purchased them in the past are they going to upgrade to the new versions?

Tarekith · Post by **Tarekith** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:08 pm

If you pay for the upgrade.

regretfullySaid · Post by **regretfullySaid** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:24 pm

Sounds like Heizenberg did the VO for the new commercial.

Tarekith · Post by **Tarekith** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:27 pm

He's such a pusher.

H20nly · Post by **H20nly** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:28 pm

beats me wrote:Mavericks is a free upgrade.

this is cool...

i think...

still gonna wait.

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:47 pm

Tarekith wrote:If you pay for the upgrade.

Huh? I think that would be like the third time I pay for the iWorks (Mac version) apps. The first time I bought them separately in a box before the App Store existed. I lost the disk and there was no record of me having them or a way to download them from Apple. I just said fuck it, and bought them again from the App Store so I would be up to date. Now you’re saying I will have to pay for them again to be up to date?!?!?

I also paid for the iOS versions separately.

FFS.

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:05 pm

Assuming the servers aren't fucked, I think I'll install Mavericks on my 11" MBA tonight because I don't really do anything important with it.

<-that asshole

stringtapper · Post by **stringtapper** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:11 pm

So Garageband has finally become Logic Lite I see.

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:21 pm

stringtapper wrote:So Garageband has finally become Logic Lite I see.

My friend has been producing music with nothing more than Logic Express for years, and despite me showing him the advantages of Logic Pro 9 and then Pro X (things he would actually use), he just can’t seem to pull the trigger. This past week Express took a dump on him and when he tried to reinstall it the system told him it was no longer supported. I was “Ha ha! Now you have to upgrade, fucker!”

If he decides the new version of Garageband is good enough I’ll be

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