WTF happened to PUSH tour!!!

[TomViolenz]

the Ableton team traded the Push for 96% pure cocaine and were in a hotel room with a couple of hookers name Wanda and Maria

Yeah sure, whatever, that's what The Man always wants you to believe.....not even for a Push trade in...

[H20nly]

true... it was probably cut with baking soda and about 11% pure, but that doesn't make for a great cokehead story... Wanda and Maria were probably skanky bitches with no teeth and at least one rash too... not those uber hot prostitutes like you see in TV and movies

[ecapsretuo]

http://sfdja.wordpress.com/2013/10/18/a ... push-tour/

The old switcheroo...

The South Florida DJ Association has been invited to participate and set up a table at the ” Ableton Push Tour” that will be held at the Music Depot in Homestead October 24 at 7 PM

Ableton Push Tour
October 24 2013
250 E Palm Dr #355
Florida City FL 33034

Indeed, not the venue indicated by Ableton's website.

[TomViolenz]

true... it was probably cut with baking soda and about 11% pure, but that doesn't make for a great cokehead story... Wanda and Maria were probably skanky bitches with no teeth and at least one rash too... not those uber hot prostitutes like you see in TV and movies

Well, they are probably happy now about the fact then, that they don't remember a thing about that night....
(...just that this new itch, that wasn't there before, will stay as a loving reminder )

...and where did that Push thing go anyways, and why is there no dog shit on the side walks (or side walks really), and those trees look weird...what you mean Florida?! What's a Florida?! I want my Döner NOW, damnit!!!

[H20nly]

http://sfdja.wordpress.com/2013/10/18/a ... push-tour/

The old switcheroo...

The South Florida DJ Association has been invited to participate and set up a table at the ” Ableton Push Tour” that will be held at the Music Depot in Homestead October 24 at 7 PM

Ableton Push Tour
October 24 2013
250 E Palm Dr #355
Florida City FL 33034

Indeed, not the venue indicated by Ableton's website.

not even the same town




i wonder if they had any cab fare after the hookers and blow or if they hoofed it.

[Tone Deft]

seriously dude, it's Ableton, a bunch of software dorks. there are no hookers and blow, just pasty faced mouse jockeys and bowls of cold gray soup.

[H20nly]

so the hookers stole their wallets.

must have been a long walk.

[TomViolenz]

seriously dude, it's Ableton, a bunch of software dorks. there are no hookers and blow, just pasty faced mouse jockeys and bowls of cold gray soup.

You know what they say about silent waters, no?!
They can be DEEEEP

[kitekrazy]

It's because of the Bitwig Tour in the next building.

That was great. Live users have the best sense of humor. This whole thread should be a sticky.

[pencilrocket]

so no picture posted by who could attend the exhibition?.... vaporware?